So Watchdog you've been down the same path? Glad you made it through
I'm posting again about this, because it reminded me of something I'd already forgotten about. This is a short, kinda funny, anecdote about my recent little bit of surgery.
After the initial slicing away at my chest area, and the draining of the infection, my doctor stuffed the hole with about two feet of what he referred to as "packing". And I'm not watching this process, you know, so I don't know what the hell he's stuffing in there, okay? But it was to absorb any residual "fluids" (yuck) instead of just letting them dribble out.
You with me so far?
So as I said...no stitches, no drains. There was about a half-inch of this "packing" protruding out of the incision so the doctor would have something to grab hold of and pull it out on the follow up visit. I wasn't particularly lookingforward to
that procedure, but, well, you know...
So the next day, I changed the dressing myself...huge sterile gauze pad and
beaucoup tape. Everything's going as planned. Ate a couple of pain pills. Yeah, it was hurting.
Day three: Changing the dressing again and I'd cut it too close and some of the tape was stuck to this packing that was packed inside me. "Uh-oh," I thought. And when I pulled the dressing off, about six inches of the stuff is pulling out of me. Well, hell, I thought...in for a penny, in for a pound.
There used to be this guy on the old kids' show,
Captain Kangaroo. Called himself The Banana Man. He wore this big coat with lots of pockets, and was always pulling weird stuff out of those pockets. Toys, bananas, candy, carrots, whatever. Remember him? That's who I felt like...pulling this material out of me.
After pulling about 1.5-feet of the stuff, it dawned on me to get the scissors and cut it off, and let the doctor pull the rest of it out. Well, I again cut it too close, and the stuff just jerked back inside me without a trace. Like it was spring-loaded or something. And I thought, well, Jim, you're well and truly screwed now, aren't you?
Well, to end this little story, I ended up going
back to the doctor and getting sliced open again so he could look for the remainder of the packing left inside me. Sigh. I told him I knew his cutting on me again was revenge for me arguing with him about previous medications.
Anyway, that's a little true story...which hopefully brought a grin to your face. I try to find a little humor in just about everything I go through.
It's always
something, ain't it? No wonder I drink.