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Watched Jesse James vs. The Black Train. I would rate it the worst movie I have ever watched. Everything about it was BAD, acting, camera, etc. Just my 2 cents.
 
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If you want to see a bad movie take a look at Titanic II....
Rainy day had nothing better to do.....Wow this movie was a real stink bomb! :eek:
 
I was once forced to watch "Digby - the biggest dog in the world" with my then four-year-old daughter. You don't know what BAD is until you've seen that one...

John
 
If you want to see a bad movie take a look at Titanic II....
Rainy day had nothing better to do.....Wow this movie was a real stink bomb! :eek:

Wow. I'd never even heard of this.

"When a tsunami hurls an iceberg into the ship's path, ..." Buwahaha....

Anyways, thanks for mentioning it, because in looking it up, I at least found out about the real Titanic II project, which apparently was also a dud, but at least interesting :)
 
Couldn't watch much of Pulp Fiction. Seemed to be a typical Tarantino disaster. He'll do his best to turn what could have been a good movie into something not worth watching.
 
"Savage is loose"
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I rest my case

Plot

In 1902, John (Scott), his much younger wife Maida (Scott's real-life wife, Trish Van Devere) and their infant son David (played by both Lee Montgomery and John David Carson) are the only survivors of a ship that crashes into the rocky beach of an uncharted island during a violent storm. By 1912, David, now a seemingly happy 12-year-old boy, begins to enter puberty. By the time he is 17, David is consumed by lust for his mother, which drives a wedge between him and his father to the point where they hunt each other down for the affections of the only woman on the island.
 
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"Savage is loose"
Excerpt from Wikipedia


I rest my case

Plot

In 1902, John (Scott), his much younger wife Maida (Scott's real-life wife, Trish Van Devere) and their infant son David (played by both Lee Montgomery and John David Carson) are the only survivors of a ship that crashes into the rocky beach of an uncharted island during a violent storm. By 1912, David, now a seemingly happy 12-year-old boy, begins to enter puberty. By the time he is 17, David is consumed by lust for his mother, which drives a wedge between him and his father to the point where they hunt each other down for the affections of the only woman on the island.


Wow...I was gonna say "Rudy", but I may conceed this one, sight unseen!
 
.Billy Jack
.20,000,000 years to eaqrth
.Susperia
.Bronco Billy ( sorry Clint but you were a wimp in that one) I walked out of the theater about half way
.Bridges of Madison county (Sorry Clint but you were twerp and a snake in the grass)
. Maximum Over drive.
 
"Star Pilot", a dubbed Italian sci fi with muscle men running around in shorts and half naked women. The women were fine, but the special effects were really strange. You could see the background stars waving back and forth on their wires, and and the ray guns apparently had a ballistics problem as they had to be aimed upward to hit anything. The space respirator (think 6" plastic pipe had to be gripped in the teeth when in a vacuum). Space suit not required.
Beer helps.
 
I'm not much of a movie nerd, but Zardoz had to be up there with the worst of them. Watched it many years ago when I was managing a video rental place. Anybody remember those?

For those who haven't heard of it it depicts a post apocalyptic civilization whose "holy book" is "The Wizard of Oz." Yeah, it was as bad as it sounds.
 
"The Road" for the win. By the end you have a burning desire for the Model 10 and one of the remaining 2 cartridges-to end it now. My wife watched it with me and somehow we are still together. Joe
 
Here's my nomination. It's so bad that it's good.

Queen of Outer Space starring Zsa Zsa Gabor. How would you like to be captured on Venus where there are no men; only "long legged beauties"?

See if you can stand this:

YouTube

I have that movie. Maybe the technicals aren't so hot but the scenery is great.

It also starred Eric Fleming who became the lead in the TV show "Rawhide." And for the gun enthusiasts, the "rayguns" carried by the American astronauts looked like Broomhandle Mausers sprayed with gold paint.
 
How about a movie that was supposed to be bad, but turned out to be great? For that, I nominate "Detour" from 1945. Ann Savage gives an unforgettable performance as a really tough broad. It was a "B-" movie made on the cheap (and it shows) by a "poverty row" studio. Had it been made as a main feature by a major studio, Savage might have earned an Oscar.

As to a movie that's supposed to be great, but one I think is terrible, I nominate "Breakfast At Tiffany's". While I normally love any movie with Audrey Hepburn, her Holly Golightly character is so insufferable, I've never been able to sit through the movie. Maybe Ann Savage should have played the part.
 
The worst Natural Born Killers tops the list!Only movie I ever went too where "EVERYONE"left during the movie...except for me & one other person stayed till the end!At the end I started to leave & he said....hey buddy ...wasn't that the worst movie ever made!We both thought is would get better...no way!By the way, large theatre....almost full at the start of the movie!
 
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It's sometimes a matter of perspective...my wife thinks that "Duel" with Dennis Weaver is the 2nd worst movie ever made, exceeded in being bad only by "Paint Your Wagon" with Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood...both movies I can watch, even though they aren't my favorites. My wife actually likes "Grease 2" which is so bad its unwatchable, in my opinion. In turn, she thinks "Airplane" and "Blazing Saddles" are terrible, and I laugh all the way through them.

It can also come down to genres...it's hard for me to say any horror movie is good, because I don't like them. I've seen a couple that were OK, but most (like Friday 13th movies and their ilk) are just execrable, IMO.

On the other hand, I enjoy most westerns...except for the Spaghetti Westerns, which most seem to like and I don't, despite starring Clint Eastwood, who is one of my favorite actors. But even the greatest western actor who ever lived, John Wayne, can make a stinker when he tried to play Genghis Kahn...decidedly not a western.
 
Manos: The Hand of Fate.....

Every time I think I've seen the worst movie, something else pops up. Some movies are so bad that they are good. 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' and 'Robot Monster' are at least good for a few laughs. Some are just plain BAD, all the way through. Acting, editing, plot, cinema, production values, EVERYTHING is the pits. 'Manos' is one of these. He does have a cool robe with the outline of a hand, though.
 

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