Band Topic - BJOTD (Bad Joke Of The Day)
Please Note
Bass and Drum are fishes.
The Brass horn section needs a Tuna
Please Note
Bass and Drum are fishes.
The Brass horn section needs a Tuna
Band Topic - BJOTD
- Thread starter Bekeart
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Variation of a soprano joke.
How can you tell when a flute player is on your porch?
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
How can you tell when a flute player is on your porch?
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
That one smelt.
Toolguy
Member
We seem to be getting a lot of crappie jokes lately...
StakeOut
US Veteran
My better judgement told me not to click on this thread but I did it anyway.
The mind is a terrible thing
The mind is a terrible thing
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Setting back on a perch and waiting for the carping.
Sandman4delta
Member
Watch out for falling pianos...
C Sharp or you'll B Flat.
(rimshot)
C Sharp or you'll B Flat.
(rimshot)
Courtesy of Warren Sear:
Whenever we tell a joke on the Forum, there's always a chance it will flounder.
handejector
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All of you should be band.
TripLeader
Member
I'd like to tell a better joke than the last. But I don't have any that would trumpet.
meaneyedcatz
Member
That joke stinks like fish. I’m going to find a different Grouper to hang with.
Hopefully they went to a different school.
Hopefully they went to a different school.
Rusty I bet you know what the Group W bench is…if not and maybe for others …Arlo Guthrie Alice’s Restaurant….littering.
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Moral Waiver Provision.
“and creating a nuisance". And they all moved back….
Inusuit
Member
Not in the same stream, but if you want to get a banjo player off your porch, just pay him for the pizza.
Caj will be along soon....
What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians ?
A harmonica player.
Regards,
A harmonica player.
Regards,
Spajohn
Member
...a baby seal walks into a club...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Toolguy
Member
If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he won't want to work any more.
