Been Nice Knowing Y'all

[the ringo kid]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSkBsnfkFA

Notice the cop behind Fred, could pass as his brother.

 

[the ringo kid]

Get her a blender.

On VERY dangerous ground there. Might as well get her a new set of butcher knives.

 

[WhiteLightning02]

Just do what I do, Give her a new light bulb for over the sink so she doesn't have to wash dishes in the dark anymore!

 

[3dots]

Just do what I do, Give her a new light bulb for over the sink so she doesn't have to wash dishes in the dark anymore!

Or, you could give her a nice picture of yourself and tell her when she's done looking at it she could get your shirts ironed .

 

[the ringo kid]

Just do what I do, Give her a new light bulb for over the sink so she doesn't have to wash dishes in the dark anymore!

Dang you east Texans have one heck of a sense of humor. Gotta clean my screen now from tea I coughed up on it.

 

[Houlton]

Woke up this morning, went to make coffee as usual and there was a card with me name on it propped-up against the coffee container. Opened it up and the card had a bunch of mushy stuff on it. At the bottom were the words "Happy Anniversary".

Feeling about half an inch tall right now.

Married 44 years and have learned there is almost no problem that can't be fixed with nice jewelry. Big screw up, very nice jewelry.

 

[CajunBass]

Here's some serious advice. Find a Mary Kay dealer. They sell something called a "Satin Hands" kit. Hand lotion and such. Very nice package. It's a universal gift for most any woman. Good for birthdays, anniversary's, Christmas, promotion, graduations, etc. One size fits all ages and sizes. Good for wives, sisters, mothers, etc.

Get a couple of them. Stash them away.

Then when you hear, "Did you forget this is....." You can say, no, I did not. I've got your present right here.

 

[MasterTech1960]

I would be wearing a Toe Tag , if I ever forgot our Anniversary Worst part of that is I taught her to shoot.

 

[Sconnie]

Now she's 60yo can I get three 20's?
Just what I need three more.

Oh the DRAMA 20 year olds come with...careful what you wish for there.

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

And some folks think they have no use for a smartphone.

 

[smokindog]

I learned many years ago to always have a shiny bobble wrapped in shiny colored paper in the bottom back corner of the safe. It's a well invested couple hundred dollars.

 

[moosedog]

Look at it this way, I could be worse...........it could have happened to me.

 

[Rastoff]

On VERY dangerous ground there. Might as well get her a new set of butcher knives.

No, that's the Christmas present. Her birthday this year was a tent.

 

[V-35]

Just remember, the best way to remember your anniversary date, is to forget it once. (Ask me how I know.) BTW we celebrated 53 years last Aug.

As the old saying goes, "And it seems just like yesterday. (And you know what a hell of a day yesterday was.)


Art

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Kroger's has flowers and the Mall has chocolate.

 

[Captain O]

Don't feel too bad...

My first wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms... then my second wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms.

My third wife died from a crushed skull... (she wouldn't eat the mushrooms).

I hope you worked things out.

 

[Captain O]

Attention Kmart shoppers... there are plenty of cigarettes and blindfolds on aisle 3!

 

[Fishslayer]

Married 44 years and have learned there is almost no problem that can't be fixed with nice jewelry. Big screw up, very nice jewelry.

When I was working graveyards in north Phoenix had a drunk ol' boy come staggerin' in for smokes & whatnot about three or four ayem. Got a fake flower he said was for a peace offering cause he was in deep trouble. I told him he was way beyond that & needed to stay gone until the jewelry stores opened.

 

[BigCityChief]

 

[Captain O]

The defense... rests.