Been Nice Knowing Y'all

[M&P Freak]

Woke up this morning, went to make coffee as usual and there was a card with me name on it propped-up against the coffee container. Opened it up and the card had a bunch of mushy stuff on it. At the bottom were the words "Happy Anniversary".

Feeling about half an inch tall right now.

 

[Salty RI]

I take it, she didn't get a card but the day isn't over yet.

 

[arjay]

To the store,quickly! [emoji33]

 

[chaparrito]

oh boy... I have no words...

 

[Sconnie]

Sounds like you are going out to a nice restaurant tonight. Pick one QUICK and make reservations NOW!

 

[Jack Flash]

That's her way of telling you "Don't Forget!"

Flowers are always nice. A decent bottle of wine maybe. Be careful with candy if she is the type who will eat it all then blame you for making her gain weight!

 

[Captain O]

Cigarette and blndfold?

 

[tbgunner88]

I claim your guns But seriously the day is still young, go and make it a good one for you and your lady.

 

[deadin]

Major screw-up!!
Regardless of what you do, you are going to pay. It will just be a matter of how long. (Wives have long memories.)
Don't ask me how I know this..........

 

[OLDSTER]

OUCH !! Been there. Secretly make reservations at the finest restaurant, and tell the host you'll give her a $20 if she says, when you arrive--"we've been expecting you and your lovely wife. Happy anniversary"

 

[Lee Barner]

can't forget mine. opening day of dove season. she picked the date, I picked the time. me and my best man were very sunburned but made it on time. lee

 

[CQB27]

GIT................go get her something........NOW GIT!

 

[Fishslayer]

OUCH !! Been there. Secretly make reservations at the finest restaurant, and tell the host you'll give her a $20 if she says, when you arrive--"we've been expecting you and your lovely wife. Happy anniversary"

This is a good idea...

 

[M&P Freak]

Oh yes, I'm going pay for this one. All I can do at this point is somehow make the day special. Monday's plans just went out the window and the focus has shifted entirely.

Damage control, lots and lots of damage control.

 

[bigolddave]

Call (in such a way that she can overhear), and chew out the florist for not delivering the flowers as ordered. You then state "Never mind, I'll come and pick them up myself!" Finger on the button, of course. Haul your butt to the florist, get the best bouquet you can carry, and bring it home. With your most sincere expression and tone of voice, present the flowers, and tell her you could not find a card that fully express your deep, deep love for her. If that does not do the trick, you might as well tell the dog to move over.

 

[M&P Freak]

Her first words to me this morning: "You forgot, didn't you. Don't worry, it's Monday and nothing will be open. Let's celebrate later this week."

I knew there was a reason I married this one. Still feeling small, but lucky too. Moving ahead with plans to make today special. Going to take her into town once the roads thaw out, have a nice lunch and then go "antiquing".

Best part is I still get to look forward to "later this week".

 

[BillBond]

At least you have time to do some damage control.

The last time I forgot she said "Happy Anniversary" just as I closed my eyes to go to sleep at the end of THE day.

 

[M&P Freak]

The last time I forgot she said "Happy Anniversary" just as I closed my eyes to go to sleep at the end of THE day.

Ouch......

 

[hangnoose]

TIME LINE?

If the anniversary was Sunday, stick a fork in yourself, YOU ARE DONE! If the anniversary was just Monday this am, did she expect a brass band before you even had your coffee? A little too soon for the drama IMO. Logic has little to do with a women's feelings it seems, so for a happy wife/happy life, get moving on the damage control asap & whatever you do DO NOT buy her another gun YOU always wanted. Good luck & I hope the doghouse will hold 2.

 

[BigCityChief]

Good luck, my friend. Let us know how you manage your way out of this tight spot.