Being an ex-beer drinker, reading this thread has invoked a Pavlovian effect.

While I don't remember ever drinking a beer that I didn't like, I must admit that were a few I liked a whole lot less than others.
Fortunately, I can control my Type II (Adult onset) Diabetes with pills, diet and exercise, but that also means I can't juggle my insulin level to offset a beer or two and what I miss most is a cold one (or six) after doing yard work.
This will most likely make some of the active beer lovers out there feel queasy, but I found an acceptable substitute for my PLMTS (Post-Lawn-Mowing-Thirst-Syndrome).
Ice-cold BigK (Kroger) sparkling water in 12oz cans. I haven't tried any others, but Sam's club and other places may have something similar.
The fizzy stuff feels remarkably close to a long neck Bud going down and the taste is hardly distinguishable from the LA and Lite brews being produced these days.
More importantly, it doesn't make my blood-sugar spike and it only costs about $2.50 a 12-pack.
John