Blinker fluid

Keeping in the construction theme, I once sent a new hire for a box of nails (I was with some carpenters on the top of the site. Out of breath from humping them up 3 gang ladders, the foreman says "Wrong ones, they're left handers, head's on the wrong end. Before the guy died right there I says: "Naw, we'll just use them on the other side of the building." Great fun, I miss it. Joe
 
where I was employed we had a "beam stretcher". the new guy would be sent from one dept. to another. everyone he asked for the beam stretcher was at one time sent to look for the same thing. it was a well known machine but no one actually saw it or used it. one time someone actually asked one of the supervisors if he knew where it was, he (supervisor) was sent for the same thing when he was new. great fun.
 
I work a couple days a week in an auto parts store. I have actually had, on two occasions, people come in and ask if there was a grease or oil they could spray on their brakes to stop them from squealing when they stopped.

As tempting as it was to do evil, I explained the principals of friction to them.

The smarter customers know you are supposed to apply those little packets of brake lube to both sides of the new pads when you install them....:)

Larry
 
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