Blond Guy

[DARE]

Three constructions guys working on a high-rise in New York. They are on the 80th floor. A German, an Irishman and a Blond Guy. At lunch the German looks in his sack and has bratwurst. He says, I am so sick of bratwurst. If I get bratwurst again tomorrow, think I will jump off this building. The Irishman looks in his sack and has corned-beef. Says I am so sick of corned-beef. If I get it again tomorrow I think I will jump with you. The Blond Guy has bologna in his sack. Says, man am I sick of bologna. If I have it tomorrow, think I will jump also.
Next day the German looks in his sack and has bratwurst. He jumps and falls eighty stories to his death. The Irishman has corned-beef and jumps also. The Blond Guy has bologna and he jumps too.
At the funeral the widows are talking. The German's wife says I had no idea he was tired of bratwurst, I could have sent braunschweiger. The Irishman's wife said, I did not know he was tired of corned-beef, I could have sent a nice Irish stew. The Blond Guy's wife says, don't look at me. He fixed his own lunch.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[NFrameFred]

 

[pantannojack]

Still waiting for the Punch Line; Or at least a drum roll.

 

[SMSgt]

Funny! But it would be "blond" guy. One of the few genderized word in English.

 

[DARE]

Corrected. Blonde to Blond.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Oh my gosh, I almost smiled.

 

[WR Moore]

Makes me recall the night the break room table was occupied by divorced guys. We were all eating baloney, American cheese & mayo sandwiches. When we realized it, we all laughed.

 

[SMSgt]

Still waiting for the Punch Line; Or at least a drum roll.

I hope you packed a lunch for your wait.

 

[Krogen]

My brother-in-law is blond . . . .

(just sayin')

 

[Walkin Horse]

I actually have a couple of guys at work that I’ve described as blonde.

 

[DARE]

Have y'all heard about the "all you can eat" restaurant run by the Mafia? After your 2nd plate, Vito comes out from the kitchen and says, dats all you can eat.

 

[Rustyt1953]

"You be here four hours! Sign say 'all you can eat' not 'you eat all'. You go now!"

~ John Pinette

 

[Warren Sear]

...The Blond Guy's wife says, don't look at me. He fixed his own lunch.

..........

 

[Skeet 028]

I can't catch a break...Blonde all my life...My 1st wife?? She hadda WORK at being blonde...It was...so...so...sad... it finally worked

 

[DARE]

There was a blonde gal that bought some new windows for the house. Very energy efficient. The salesman said they would pay for themselves in a year.
The windows were installed. They worked really well. Definite decrease in the electric bill.
The company sent a bill once a month. She never paid. A fair amount of time went by and they called her. Said she needed to pay the bill.
She said the salesman told me the windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hello, it's been a year. They're paid for.

 

[Dave.357]

Boy , I did not see that coming.

 

[Chuck24]

You need to buy an “E”

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

You need to buy an “E”

Depends on what he's trying to say. Guys are blond (or not); gals are blonde (or not).