Blonde suicide

I once dated a blond Polish girl. (She told more jokes than I did.) Nice woman, very attractive, good cook, emigrated on her own at 26. Taught herself English by watching TV, "Like, you know what I mean?". Became a citizen. Anyway we are going out to her car and she goes into a drama scene. "What's the matter?" "My electronic key won't open the door. How are going to get in?" I took her key ring found the car key and opened the door. She looked at me and said, "If you say one thing they will never find your remains."

You better believe her, mate. Nobody messes with a Polish girl. ;)
 
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