Caje's joke O D day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Whie wrapping up after a fire the fireman looked over and saw a little girl watching. She was wearing a firehat and was sitting in a red wagon with two homade little ladders on each side and a garden hose coiled up in the middle being pulled by her pet dog and cat. He walked over and commented on her nice firetruck. She smiled and said her daddy had built it for her.The fireman noticed that the dog had his line attached to his collar while the cat's line was tied around his testicles.
He said to the little girl, you know if you tied the cat's line around his neck like the dog you could probably go faster. The little girl thought and replied "You're probably right but then I wouldn't have a siren"

 

[Rustyt1953]

Bravo!!

 

[Ogandydancer]

Well there are sirens and then there ARE Sirens!

 

[Beemerguy53]

An old retired Air Force veteran is talking to his grandson.

"Tell me what you did in the Air Force, Grandpop."

"I don't want to talk about it, sonny...it was terrible. I killed a lot of people."

"But Grandpop, you were an aircraft mechanic!"

"Yeah, but I wasn't a very good one!"

 

[Harrison]

Sorry but that was another sick and unfunny joke. Cats' have feelings too you know.

 

[Rustyt1953]

That reminds me of the old turpentine/cats butt joke.

Gary, I told Logan your joke and he is now texting it to every sentient being he knows.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Caj, I thought the joke was OK.

 

[SAFireman]

I am soooo stealing that!

 

[RetCapt]

That one had the bride and I rolling. Good thing it was not over AM coffee.

 

[Jessie]

For some reason my wife did not see the humor.
Women are weird sometimes.

 

[Dave.357]

I wanted to hear siren , did not do well.
Still bleeding .

 

[Nevada Ed]

I will give that one a 9.7.................

I like pet jokes and also hunting/fishing jokes....

plus the cooking jokes that can really put you in the dog house !!

Don't ask !!!
Just barely.... still married.

 

[Golddollar]

One of Caje's clients was accused of stealing a coat. At the arraignment the judge said,"I am dismissing this case for lack of evidence."

The defendant replied, "Thanks, Judge. Does that mean I can keep the coat?"

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

One of Caje's clients was accused of stealing a coat. At the arraignment the judge said,"I am dismissing this case for lack of evidence."

The defendant replied, "Thanks, Judge. Does that mean I can keep the coat?"

True story. Was defending man charges with shoplifting two cartons of cigarettes. He was convicted and because it wasn't his first rodeo Judge gave him 30 days. He whispered something to me and I said "I'm not asking the Judge that" abruptly and a bit too loud. Judge asked him what did he want to ask and he asked if he could have the cigarettes for his jail time. The store owner couldn't re-sell them for some reason and he chuckled and said sure let him have them
(back when you could smoke in jail-today tobacco is contraband)

 

[steelslaver]

Little Johnny asked Grandpa about his time in the military. Grandpa responded, I don't want to talk about it , I killed a lot of people. Little Johnny said, but, daddy said you were just an airplane mechanic. Grandpa said, Yes, but not a very good one.