Caje's Joke O D day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

One of the forum moderators (who shall remain nameless) was in a jewelry store one friday afternoon with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous red head with the most piercing green eyes. They were looking at Diamonds and the jeweler was showing him a 1.5 carat stone that was perfect. She was swooning and our moderator said "no not enough for my perfect lady". The jeweler went into the back room and brought out a 2.5 carat diamond, round cut and placed in on the velvet and you could actually see that lady's knees almost buckle. Our moderator said that is the one. I want it put in white gold setting with two of the greenest most perfect emeralds you have to match her eyes and I want it for Monday. The jeweler said that it could be done over the weekend but he would need a deposit. Our moderator pulled out his checkbook and proceeded to write a check for $15,000.00 He said will this be enough? The bank is closed but you can deposit it Monday and we can settle up on the remaining amount Monday afternoon when we come get the ring.
Deal was done .
Monday the Jeweler called our moderator screaming " The check bounced-you only have $35.76 in your account"
Our moderator said "I'm sorry, but let me tell you about my weekend!"

 

[spricks]

Just the thought of a weekend like that is enough to make me cry!

 

[Kevin J.]

I have friend who has a real thing for red heads so I already stole the joke. Thanks….

 

[arjay]

I'm gonna pass this on to my red haired daughter…. "DAD!!!" [emoji23]

 

[STCM(SW)]

My "X" was a Red Head!
Need I say more????

 

[Rustyt1953]

Forgive the drift. When I met Ruthie I thought she had the most alluring hair/eye color combo on Earth. Slightly faded copper hair with light blue-gray eyes. I, and others, would stare at her (although being 4'10" with a 5 mph bumper helped).

Fast forward. I was wrong. Her hair/eye combo is now more alluring than ever...silver gray hair with light blue-gray eyes.

Mesmerizing. Color me blessed.

 

[Kevin J.]

Hope her name wasn't Tiffany.

 

[STCM(SW)]

Was there anything about "Play Misty for Me" ........

 

[Dave.357]

I don't understand, who did he give points to?

 

[Doug M.]

The less I put in writing about some of my prior decisions, the better off I will be.

 

[Rustyt1953]

The less I put in writing about some of my prior decisions, the better off I will be.

Like glory, a paper/screenshot trail lasts forever.

 

[quikdraw67]

Redheads, especially with green eyes..Danger Will Robinson!!

Hot, horny...and bat **** crazy.

Fine to date, but not to marry.

Brown hair and eyes, 30 years and still going fine.

 

[Doug M.]

Like glory, a paper/screenshot trail lasts forever.

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The only good news about those decisions is I had something almost worth the subsequent regret to remember.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Not to marry? Almost 40 years and I've never had to sleep with one eye open.

 

[Skeet 028]

Oh hell. 1st wild/wonderful red hair real green eyes. Lived with her grandfather to get that wild/wonderful hot diggity dog gal away from the city. Dated her for a couple months..Her grandpa offered to give me the really beautiful farm he owned on a beautiful river on the Eastern Shore of Md. ...if I married the gal. I was sorely tempted...seriously. But one of the few times I really listened to that little voice in my head...Kept saying...that gal is (as someone already posted) Bats*** crazy. She'll either drive you to be as crazy as she is or you'll wind up in jail for murder. So I told the old gentleman That I thought I had better decline. To be honest I would go visit that man once a month or so till he passed away. A few years later that gal really did kill herself. Oh and my 1st wife you may ask?? It took me 5 months to realize the difference between Lust and Love. We really don't always listen to that little voice in our "head" you know

 

[pawngal]

Well, I am a redhead........
But I don't have green eyes, darn it!
And it took #4 before I settled down.

 

[steelslaver]

I was with a redhead for almost 30 years. Great and interesting to say the least.

 

[Geronimo Jim]

Crazy hot matrix is the funniest thing I have ever heard!
Google it if you haven't heard it.

 

[CajunBass]

Awwwwwww...I remember this one redhead and I can't help but smile. Of course, she's just in the other room now.

We don't fish much anymore though. (She OKed the pictures)

 

[Rustyt1953]

We don't fish much anymore...

There's a country song in that.