Bigfoot saw Chuck Norris once. Nobody believed him.
When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
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BABA YAGA Sleeps with one eye open, If Chuck is in town
Protocall_Design
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It's been rumored that Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...
Chuck Norris tried to give a cat a bath once. ONCE!
The Last Standing Knight
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"Yea, it is written that Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Paul Harrell"
-ancient internet proverb
-ancient internet proverb
Jlpgumbo
Member
My favorite
Chuck has died many times, but the Grimm Reaper is too afraid to tell him
Chuck has died many times, but the Grimm Reaper is too afraid to tell him
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do ?
All of them.
All of them.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
SnidelyWhiplash
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SnidelyWhiplash
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My favorite is: Chuck Norris had a street named for him but they had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
I once saw Chuck Norris in a bar kill Baba Yaga WITH A PENCIL!!
WITH A PENCIL.... WHO DOES THAT??? Chuck of course!
WITH A PENCIL.... WHO DOES THAT??? Chuck of course!
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised...
Lou_the_welder
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What better password is there
