Contract on Mr. Squirrel

Normally it is a rat & not a squirrel that chew the wires. a rat will chew the insulation under the hood and make a nest on the passenger side of whatever happens to be there. Moth balls replaced when they dry up will fix most problems. If you live in the country a good female spayed cat will earn her keep on squirrels and rats and other cats that are not yours and keep them away. Give her a treat when she does something you like and blow the horn when you leave if you don't see her. It wont take long until she stays away from the hood. Watch her and she will let you know if there is a mouse about. I have been around cats 45 years and the female cats with the most colors seem to be the best mousers. The black ones are better on birds and so on.
 
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Here in Augusta, GA the FOURTH crop of squirrel young 'uns are feeding under the oak tree in my neighbor's yard each morning as I refill the coffee pot at the kitchen sink.

Want happened to the idea that wild animals had babies only in the spring :confused: ? Two days of warm weather and the cycle starts all over again?
 
Ramik Green. Put a few nuggets on top of engine; replenish as necessary.
 
It's hard to beat a plate of pan-fried squirrel with mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Here's my current squirrel slayer . . . S&W M&P 15-22 with Surefire 22A suppressor using Winchester sub-sonic .22LR hollow points will flat out put Mr. Squirrel out of business and into the frying pan without disturbing the neighbors.

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Another benefit to death or relocation is that it will eliminate the possibility that the offender(s) will get inside your house.

A gray squirrel made entry into my place one morning through the front door that apparently had blown open while I was at work. Somehow, the door became closed behind it, trapping Rocky in the house.

When I came home for lunch, subject was in my living room. When I opened the door, he raced out practically between my feet, scaring the poo out of me in the process.

I quickly saw that in his earlier attempts to escape, he had chewed the wooden bars separating the glass panes of my bay window.

Disgusted but glad I had homeowners' insurance, I called my agent to report the offense.

To my dismay, I learned that "rodent damage" is not covered.:eek:

If a deer had crashed through the window, such "wild animal" damage would have been covered, no question. :(

I don't imagine your car insurance covered your damage either.

Squirrels are nature's way of saying that evil walks among us. ;)
 
I have a squirrel that has to get out of town....now. The other day packed up the truck to head out of town (don't drive it that often) and it had a little skip in it during idle. No big deal, was sure it would smooth out. Stopped by the auto parts store to get some oil to add a little (Ford F150, 200k miles and it will use a little)

Opened the hood, unscrewed the oil cap and noticed a broken wire going to the left front injector. Not broken but CHEWED!!! Missing about 1". Also saw fair number of acorns and pieces under the hood.

The skip was a cylinder not getting fuel. Go home unload the truck...what a pain. Repair bill today $180.00 for wire and 2 factory only connections.

Any suggestions on keeping that furry little son of a witch out of the engine compartment? No garage so locking her up is not an option. Anything I could put under the hood to keep him away..moth balls etc.

This one has a price on his furry head !


I have had the same problem with one of my trucks. I had used moth balls one winter but the cab smelled that summer and its a nice truck. So this winter I took some of mamas nylons, and raided her laundry room. Downey makes a product called "Unstoppables" little smelly balls you put in the wash. Pretty stronge odor but pleasent. I put a handful of those little balls in the nylons tied them shut and set a few of them in the engine compartment. Not 100% fool proof but they are helping, and they smell nice.
My dear sweet innocent grandmother is real hard on the furry little buggers..... She feeds them. Get you some juicey fruit or big league chew bubble gum. They gobble it up and die a miserable death. I think it swells in their bellys. Not sure, but it does work. It's sick and twisted really, kinda like giving the Indians blankets infested with small pox..... Very devious. Good luck with your never ending battle......Bob
 
I'm not doubting anyone. If something works for you then good. My personal experience with moth balls, dryer sheets, and most chemicals is that they don't work. We tried moth balls in the vehicles...to the point that they will nearly stink you out of the car and squirrels still bedded down right next to them. Same with dryer sheets and stuff like Squirrel-B-Gone (and similar). Just a waste. Pepper spray also had no effect. I think rodents handle pepper spray better than humans.

Poison should NEVER be used. I can not tell you how lowly I think of people that use it. It is inhumane and can not be controlled. There is no way to make sure which animal will end up with the poison. It's just sad, pathetic, and dangerous.

A pellet, BB, or .22 to the skull or vitals is quick and completely effective. They are vermin...regardless of how fluffy and fun they seem, and will overpopulate to spite themselves. They can be confrontational and have been known to attack. They DO carry disease and if given a chance will be destructive. Do what you like, but my opinion is that their numbers need to be controlled.
 
But they are soooo cute.:D There I said it before anyone else!:eek: Since I am a dedicated squirrel hunter, you know what my response would be.:D

Think closely before you declare war. You have to go into knowing that it isn't one squirrel you know. They have friends, family, reinforcements etc... Be prepared. You cannot bring too much gun to the fight either. You will need to lay in supplies. This includes large quantities of peanut butter and 22 ammo.:eek: You do have 22 ammo right? :eek: If not you better get on the ball. Good luck in this long war. We will be pulling for you. BTW- you will have no air support in this war. You are the lone grunt so suck it up and get the job done. Carry on.:)
 
But they are soooo cute.:D There I said it before anyone else!:eek: Since I am a dedicated squirrel hunter, you know what my response would be.:D

Think closely before you declare war. You have to go into knowing that it isn't one squirrel you know. They have friends, family, reinforcements etc... Be prepared. You cannot bring too much gun to the fight either. You will need to lay in supplies. This includes large quantities of peanut butter and 22 ammo.:eek: You do have 22 ammo right? :eek: If not you better get on the ball. Good luck in this long war. We will be pulling for you. BTW- you will have no air support in this war. You are the lone grunt so suck it up and get the job done. Carry on.:)

And watch out for booby traps! They are ruthless. I agree you will have no air support, but it won't be the same for the vermin. You will be pelted and bombarded with an endless supply of nuts and debris every time you walk outside. Those little assassins have pretty good aim.
 
Several years ago I had the same problem. The mechanic who repaired the wires said to spray under the hood with pepper spray. Worked for me but you DO want to wash your hands thoroughly, I repeat, thoroughly with soap and a brush before you touch your eyes.

I agree that a good airgun will take care of the problem. I do have air support though. We have several Peregrine Falcons in the area and they do excellent patrol duty. Not so much squirrels but the rabbit population is a bit thin.
 
Poison should NEVER be used. I can not tell you how lowly I think of people that use it. It is inhumane and can not be controlled. There is no way to make sure which animal will end up with the poison. It's just sad, pathetic, and dangerous.

In one day I killed over 20 squirrels from around my house.

The bottom line is that if you want them to stay away you have to kill them.

So "kill 'em all" is morally superior to killing the furry **** that actually did the damage?

Ramik is discriminatory in that it must be accumulated to be poisonous. It must be eaten several times over several days. If your cat finds a squirrel killed with Ramik and eats it, it won't harm the cat. You could fry up the squirrel and eat it yourself, and it wouldn't hurt you, either. Just don't keep any leftovers.
 
So "kill 'em all" is morally superior to killing the furry **** that actually did the damage?

Ramik is discriminatory in that it must be accumulated to be poisonous. It must be eaten several times over several days. If your cat finds a squirrel killed with Ramik and eats it, it won't harm the cat. You could fry up the squirrel and eat it yourself, and it wouldn't hurt you, either. Just don't keep any leftovers.

Method of death matters. Do you know how poison kills? A quick shot to the head is different than slowly eating out the stomach liner or shutting down the kidneys. Unless you enjoy inflicting pain on animals, which is exactly what poisoning does. Do you contend that poisoning works differently?
 
I dont mind Squirrels but I just hate the way They pack Acorns in the Air Filter of My Wifes Car.
 
Squirrels and pack rats can raise problems under a cars hood.....
Worked at a power house and after an eight hour job, several of the cars in the parking lot would have nest started in the carbs, manifold etc.

Good luck.

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