Darn Little People

[glenncal1]

While I was watching my Bruins bearly hang on against Michigan State on St Paddy's day the little people snuck into my house and drank some of my Guiness. They left the empty cans behind. So I figured the only thing to do was take them to the range:

I took a 17-4 8 3/8", 19-4 4" and 629-1 6" to properly prepare the cans for disposal. You may never guess which can got hit on the end with the .44

The cans are now waiting for recycling. Gotta guard my fridge from those little people.

 

[venomballistics]

MMmmmm 629 ....
I'd call it a good a place to start as any ... but this raises a question I never really thought about till I read this ... just what is the ideal gun for dispatching wayward cans anyhow?

 

[GTbob]

MMmmmm 629 ....
I'd call it a good a place to start as any ... but this raises a question I never really thought about till I read this ... just what is the ideal gun for dispatching wayward cans anyhow?

ANY!!!!!!!

 

[venomballistics]

well that just killed the discussion

 

[hastings]

How about any handgun you could rightfullly call a hand "Can"non.

 

[roarindan]

Guinness....IN A CAN ???????


SACRALIGIOUS

 

[feralmerril]

I hate short people!

 

[BEARMAN]

I hate short people!

The heartbreak of SMS....aka...."short man syndrome".

What makes these vertically challenged people walk around with these sawed off attitudes and short tempers?

I'd relish the opportunity to get at the base of this conundrum; however, I'm currently stumped. ...

 

[David LaPell]

I would start a thread for the ideal Leprechaun gun, but it would probably get killed as fast as the zombie thread.

 

[mikeypizano]

You need to fill the cans with water for some REAL fun!

 

[venomballistics]

You need to fill the cans with water for some REAL fun!

thats just getting started ... think .. chunky milk

 

[P38]

Hehehehe

I shoot the Guinness too....... After all what else can you do with it

 

[mikeypizano]

thats just getting started ... think .. chunky milk

Don't give me ideas!

 

[NMPinNYC]

I see you helped dispatch a cigar as well. Can't tell what it is, myfirs guess was a Fuente Don Carlos, but the band isn't straight across the bottom with a black stripe. But, it reminds me of a saying of the season... "You know what really burns my @$$? A leprechan with a lit cigar in his mouth...". Stay safe!

 

[feralmerril]

A colony of moles finaly came out of their holes in the spring and was standing around looking the situation over. Mamma and papa moles were looking around for something to eat. Mamma turned around and asked junior what he saw. Junior just said, "molasses".

 

[zercool]

Guinness....IN A CAN ???????


SACRALIGIOUS

Guinness in a can is nitrogen-pressurized, unlike that horrid carbonated stuff in a bottle. They've eliminated the widget from the bottles.

 

[Badkarma 1]

The heartbreak of SMS....aka...."short man syndrome".

What makes these vertically challenged people walk around with these sawed off attitudes and short tempers?

I'd relish the opportunity to get at the base of this conundrum; however, I'm currently stumped. ...

What makes us short folks get outta sorts are you big lumbering manjacks blocking out the sun, narrowing our view of the movie screen (thank you stadium seating!), and asking us "How's the weather down there?"!
I could almost kiss the guy who invented those knee knockers and head knockers aboard ship! That was a bloody good time there! Just kidding!! Dale

 

[glenncal1]

Cigar was a Punch, very tasty. There is a difference between the little people and short people.

 

[foggood11]

Guinness in a can is nitrogen-pressurized, unlike that horrid carbonated stuff in a bottle. They've eliminated the widget from the bottles.

+1 on this. Don't just walk by Guinness in a can if you see it on the grocery shelf. Yeah, maybe it isn't quite as good as from tap, but still mighty tasty.

And another thing.... Still an hour or so of daylight left. And seeing that stogie makes me want to go out on the deck with a favorite beverage, and light up a Short Story. Later.

 

[Thuer]

When I saw the empty can of Guiness, I gett home sick to England (never been to Ireland) where they have Guiness on tapp in the pub. Thank you for ruing my evening.