Define Old

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

Years of bicycling have given me a healthy heart, legs and lungs, being a lifetime non-smoker and teetotaler, occasional weightlifter...what is this "old" of which you speak.

 

[crazyphil]

It happened to me.

Old is when you ask a pretty young lady where she has been all
of your life and she responds with "for most of it I wasn't even
born yet".

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

My first memories of my grandfather was when I was 5 or so. I remember going to his farm to "hide out" during the Cuban missle crisie in 1962. I turned 7 while on the farm. My grandparents were "ancient". I am now two years older than my grandfather was back then. My wife is seven years older than my old grandmother was back then
My dad was 31 and my mom was 28. My youngest is 33.
I think old is determined a lot by one's point of view......

 

[Truckman]

Old is when you ask a pretty young lady where she has been all
of your life and she responds with "for most of it I wasn't even
born yet".

BWA-HA-HA!!...Wait a minute...What am I laughing at?......Ben

 

[MRB1]

I'll be 78 tomorrow and don't feel it. Although the male members of my family all passed in their late 60s, I still stay active during daylight hours. I do not live a healthy life, eat what I want, smoke, and eat bacon and all the other forbidden fruits. My goal is to keep going for a few more years and then be a weekly Silver Alert subject until they put me down.

 

[Maddog 521]

I had an old guy tell me once, "my teeth lasted until I was 76". He's still eating with his new set.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Mom will be 90 on July 4th. I asked her what defines "old"?

"mirrors".

 

[MRB1]

I didn't really notice OLD until I went to my 60 year high school reunion.