As luck would have it, mine just came back. Let's get it open and read it...
Lets see...
"Grandfather was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for..." uh, nevermind.
"Grandmother was a fifteen year old French..." uh, uh, didn't know that, "named Chloe, with webbed feet." Wow, this stuff is really detailed!
"Grandpa would womanize, he would drink," well he was a State Assemblyman.
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." Wow, gramps was an inventor! "Sometimes he would accuse Chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius posess, and the insane lament." It says right here grandpa was a genius!
"My father's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he would make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag..."
Wow all this from a cheek swab!
"and..." uh... "beaten... with... reeds... pretty... standard... really... At the age of 12 he recieved his first scribe... At the age of 14 a Zeroastrian named Vilma..." uh... "ritualusticly..." uh... "shorn..."wait a minute, this can't be right... see here.
"Mother was the founder of the millitant wing of the..." no, this cannot be right.
Oh,
Look,wrong address, this is for a Mr. Scott Evil.
Never mind