Do we really need this?

[oldbrownhat]

A turkey baster is cheaper.

Just make sure it is CLEARLY MARKED

 

[Rustyt1953]

Turkeys can't read.

 

[375hh1973]

Since when does "need" come in to play?

I don't "need" 37 rifles that pretty much do the same thing, or a smart fridge that connects to wifi, or a wife that has more purses than days of the month.

But part of the fun is buying cool stuff, and if I had an extra $10k to drop (pun intended) on a bad *** toilet, I would get one

 

[Catwrangler]

Big dumps, massive big dumps!

 

[oldbrownhat]

Turkeys can't read.

It's not the turkeys I am worried about...

 

[MRB1]

I have an outhouse on my hunting lease. It's really not too bad even in the hot summer and frigid winter. Lime and TIMING is the secret. Normally, I move around very slowly, but when that door closes behind me in the one-holer it's Speedy Gonzalas at his best.

 

[ZGrand]

I ,too, have used the shoes, flashlight and Sears catalog.

At my grandparent's house, there was no flashlight and no Sears catalog. But you'd better carry a stick with you to knock down the spider webs!

 

[jeffrefrig]

If it's a smart toilet, I suppose its brains go down the drain when you flush.

 

[Grayfox]

At my grandparent's house, there was no flashlight and no Sears catalog. But you'd better carry a stick with you to knock down the spider webs!

Actually, Grandpa was high class. He had a two seater!

 

[johngalt]

You and I have very different takes on the good old days.

I'll keep my indoor plumbing!

 

[oldbrownhat]

From an article on this year's IgNobel Awards:

"...this year's Ig Nobel prize for public health was awarded to researchers for the development of a smart toilet that uses various technologies to monitor human waste for signs of disease and an anal-print sensor as part of its system to identify the user."
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Project code word: SHERLOCK - ADW ("Ailmentary, dear Watson")