Dying of thirst

[Mickey D]

Love it! But I got to tell you, over on the colt site about a month ago they came down on me like a ton of bricks when I said something similar! Us older guys are out of our timeframe!

Should have used creative spelling.

 

[OK Hog Shooter]

"laughter is the best medicine" was (maybe still is) a regular column/section in the Readers Digest magazine. It solicited & paid for readers joke contributions. Where they got the title, whom knowz.

Art Linkletter said "kids say the darn'dest things" and others etc. He may have originated the laughter-best medicine saying but Readers Digest made it known to millions.

I knew that... I'm old and just forgot...

Did ya hear the one about the old guy and... wait... I can't remember the punch line!

 

[ladder13]

I thought politics was banned, maybe I'm wrong.

 

[oldman45]

Who is talking politics?

 

[cussedemgun]

A Muslim, a socialist and an illegal alien walk into a bar . . .

HAY NOW!



Where's the red-neck? You leavin' me out? I know my rights & this diss,en post should have a red-neck also!

 

[oldman45]

A Muslim, a socialist and an illegal alien walk into a bar . . .

In this case, it could well be the same person.

 

[feralmerril]

Dick burg; Thanks for that explaination. I knew or had heard a lot of what you wrote, but you have a fine way of writeing it that I dont have the talent for.
I spent about a half hour trying to write a good answer, got carried away a bit much and posted it. Then I rethunk it and deleted my own post. If any of you seen it and wondered why it disappeared, it was me not one of the moderaters that removed it.

 

[A10]

A Muslim, a socialist and an illegal alien walk into a bar . . .

CAREFUL!!!!!!!! That one got me warned.......

 

[JOERM]

Walking on Very Thin Ice here I'd say. Who's going to be the first to break thru? Not me. I've been dinged way to many times. Too many jokes, political, or just plain stupid posts. But...I'm still here. The only forum I belong to.

Oh yea, I liked the OP joke!

 

[Fishslayer]

A Muslim, a socialist and an illegal alien walk into a bar . . .

HAY NOW!
Where's the red-neck? You leavin' me out? I know my rights & this diss,en post should have a red-neck also!

In this case, it could well be the same person.

It very well may be. He might even invite the redneck over to his .gov housing project for beers...