I've only been pulled over once, and I got a ticket.
ONCE??
Dang, you ain't even trying!!!

I've only been pulled over once, and I got a ticket.
Oh Lord, next comes the rock music, and dancing... (cue theme song from Footloose.)
Never gotten a warning ticket. And the two tickets I have gotten, I deserved.
A friend of mine in Texas says he has gotten a pretty good amount of warning tickets when he shows his carry permit. Don't know if that is luck or what.
The way to get a ticket from me is to speed in a school zone or if you really want me to throw the book at you go past a stopped school bus with the flashers on.
Last time was a warning for speeding on I-90 a few miles inside the MN border. I was traveling 75 mph, which was the posted speed for SD. I was respectful and had my DL in my hand by the time the Trooper was at my driver's side window. When he asked if I knew how fast I was traveling, I advised him that I was 10 mph over the posted limit, and had no excuse. He went to his patrol rig and came back with a warning ticket. Sometimes respect and honesty win the day.
Many times. For most of my life I was a consistent speeder. After a few tickets in my twenties, I pretty much stopped getting them; that is to say, I got pulled over about three times a year, but only got a ticket about once every four years. Those I took to court and made most of them go away.
Most of them were deflected at the point of sale, mostly by simply not giving the officer a reason to write the ticket; i.e. keeping a clean driving record, not insulting his intelligence, not denying the obvious, without actually admitting anything, being affable rather than obsequious, and doing whatever I could to disarm the apprehension that every cop has to feel as he approaches a vehicle with unknown occupants.