One warning I got I really shouldn't have.
Was headed to a mechanic to have the mass air sensor replaced. An expensive part on this truck and I was not in a good mood. The road I was on has a 40mph limit and I don't exceed it. There were two county police cars in the church driveway, back to front, chatting I guess. (This county has a sheriff's dept, police force, a well as all the town PDs)
Anyway I made the mistake of making eye contact with the guy facing the road. Sure enough he pulled me over. Young guy, very cocky, looked more like the type you see selling cars than pulling them over.
He checked license, insurance, reg. and walked all around the car.
"Do you know why I pulled you ever?"
"No idea. I drive like a little old lady." I managed to resist the urge to say, "You didn't like me making eye contact, did'ja?"
He said, "You have a crack in your windshield."
And I did, about 3 inches long. I don't think he could have seen it when I was driving past him.
"You pulled me over for that?"
"It's a violation."
"OK."
And then he asked the question--I know SCOTUS has said it's OK for police to ask it, but it still bugs the hell out of me: "Where're you headed?"
It was hot, I was tired and hungry, and I was just headed somewhere to get soaked for an expensive repair, and here's this kid pulling me over because he didn't like me looking at him.
Where was I headed? Uh-huh. I blurted out, couldn't help it, "Southeast."
You know the cartoons with steam coming out of the guy's ears? Yeah, that. This guy wanted to reach in and yank me out of that truck. He looked at me for a minute, getting madder and madder, and then went back to his car. After a LONG time he came back, shoved a warning in my hand, and walked off.
Still don't know why he let me off. Maybe he called his buddy in the other car? Maybe because he didn't have a moving violation to pull me over. Don't know. But my mouth almost got the better of me that time.