zzzippper
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Ever make anybody mad?
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I dont even know where to begin? here is a list of possible offended types.
idiots like one of my neighbors who consistantly puts foot into his mouth past the knee. Happened again last night on a mini argument on business practices. Im one of those who HATE--the thing of ""Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul"" kinda thing.
I had a very pretty well endowed girlfriend when i was in college. One night she wore a new dress whe bought and I wasnt particlarly paying attention to what she said and i THOUGHT she told me to grab her and I did--got a yell and she grabbed and threw the car keys out into the darkness. Luckily for me--I had a well working flashlight.
) She later calmed down and said she merely meant for me to touch the material of the dress.
Sometimes I grate on enough nerves and just tell them to "Take a number and stand in line."
idiots like one of my neighbors who consistantly puts foot into his mouth past the knee. Happened again last night on a mini argument on business practices. Im one of those who HATE--the thing of ""Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul"" kinda thing.
I had a very pretty well endowed girlfriend when i was in college. One night she wore a new dress whe bought and I wasnt particlarly paying attention to what she said and i THOUGHT she told me to grab her and I did--got a yell and she grabbed and threw the car keys out into the darkness. Luckily for me--I had a well working flashlight.
) She later calmed down and said she merely meant for me to touch the material of the dress.Sometimes I grate on enough nerves and just tell them to "Take a number and stand in line."
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BigBill
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We had extreme child abuse as kids growing up. My mom hit us with a wooden spoon that she turns the tomato sauce with. One day my older brother had enough he took the spoon away from mom and snapped it in half. Smoke was coming out of her ears. She came back with another and he snapped that one too. By the forth wooden spoon her supply ran out.
That night it was dad's turn with his belt. We all got it.
I had this nut case working for me at work he was my bosses friend. He would play 50's music near me to make me mad. I put heavy metal on my radio. I never showed I was upset the whole time. He was one of those guys who thought he should be the boss. I being the newbie got the job. I hated it. I was told to do it or your fired. I hated this job but I was paid at the corporate level money wise. I took it as a chance to better my families life. The job was great I used all of my talents. The political part of it I wasn't good at. I'm a work not running for the election.
But I'm no Angel either if you upset me I'm like a Alabama tick who digs in more and more till they shut up or explode. Being a steel and iron worker I can keep up with the best of them. The rookies caught he'll. But it's all in good fun. On an old timer once I tightened up his vise with a 6' pipe and then hid to watch him. Back then on the job if the old timers liked you(newbie) your were golden.
It was hard work but the guys made it fun plus the hours went by fast.
I had a teamsters job once. We punched in at 7am waited around till coffee time at 9am. Quit for lunch at 12, back to work at 1pm/1:30pm. Punched out at 3pm. We worked very hard in between. It wasn't a no-show like on the soprano' s.
As a kid we walked into a bar/restaurant that was owned in north Jersey by the orginal soprano,s get it? These guys talked calmly and quietly to my dad. They were very professional. They talked about gokarts to me. I had a kart and they owned a track. They weren't like the bumbling idiots like on the tv show soparnos. It's really about business not smashing heads. My dad did some work for them.
That night it was dad's turn with his belt. We all got it.
I had this nut case working for me at work he was my bosses friend. He would play 50's music near me to make me mad. I put heavy metal on my radio. I never showed I was upset the whole time. He was one of those guys who thought he should be the boss. I being the newbie got the job. I hated it. I was told to do it or your fired. I hated this job but I was paid at the corporate level money wise. I took it as a chance to better my families life. The job was great I used all of my talents. The political part of it I wasn't good at. I'm a work not running for the election.
But I'm no Angel either if you upset me I'm like a Alabama tick who digs in more and more till they shut up or explode. Being a steel and iron worker I can keep up with the best of them. The rookies caught he'll. But it's all in good fun. On an old timer once I tightened up his vise with a 6' pipe and then hid to watch him. Back then on the job if the old timers liked you(newbie) your were golden.
It was hard work but the guys made it fun plus the hours went by fast.
I had a teamsters job once. We punched in at 7am waited around till coffee time at 9am. Quit for lunch at 12, back to work at 1pm/1:30pm. Punched out at 3pm. We worked very hard in between. It wasn't a no-show like on the soprano' s.
As a kid we walked into a bar/restaurant that was owned in north Jersey by the orginal soprano,s get it? These guys talked calmly and quietly to my dad. They were very professional. They talked about gokarts to me. I had a kart and they owned a track. They weren't like the bumbling idiots like on the tv show soparnos. It's really about business not smashing heads. My dad did some work for them.
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The parting shot a lady friend took was, "you are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable." My response was to thank her for the complement. I'll tell ya that was not well received, talk about one hot babe.
At one time I was starting to believe a day spent not pissing folks off was like a day without sunshine.
At one time I was starting to believe a day spent not pissing folks off was like a day without sunshine
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hangnoose
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I saved this one for almost 15 years.
Recently my wife's best friend was down for one of her tri annual visits. We were all in the kitchen and I let one rip, that was louder than expected. My wife got mad and said "how dare you do that in front of my girlfriend", I replied "I'm sorry Lucille, I didn't know it was your turn." The wife gave her usual "YOU ARE SUCH A PIG"!
Recently my wife's best friend was down for one of her tri annual visits. We were all in the kitchen and I let one rip, that was louder than expected. My wife got mad and said "how dare you do that in front of my girlfriend", I replied "I'm sorry Lucille, I didn't know it was your turn." The wife gave her usual "YOU ARE SUCH A PIG"!
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I had to laugh out loud when I read the OP. What a silly question. Just proves you don't know me! I guess the first people I ever generated a real rage in were my parents. I wasn't evil or criminal but I was....mischievous....Playful.....and highly energetic.
As far as women go I'll start with my girlfriend when I was 17. we were sitting in the cafeteria one morning having our daily ice cream cones before home room and I pushed her hot button. Don't remember by now what I said or did but her response was drastic and she didn't keep me waiting. She pushed her ice cream cone in my face and stomped out. As it turns out this is one way a woman can tell you good bye. I saw her at our 10 years high school reunion and she was STILL mad at me. Prolly better off away from a woman like that.
I have been working on my ability to get on peoples nerves for decades and by now I'm pretty good at it. And to make it worse the older I get the less I care about what other people say or think about me.
I guess the first people I ever generated a real rage in were my parents. I wasn't evil or criminal but I was....mischievous....Playful.....and highly energetic. As far as women go I'll start with my girlfriend when I was 17. we were sitting in the cafeteria one morning having our daily ice cream cones before home room and I pushed her hot button. Don't remember by now what I said or did but her response was drastic and she didn't keep me waiting. She pushed her ice cream cone in my face and stomped out. As it turns out this is one way a woman can tell you good bye. I saw her at our 10 years high school reunion and she was STILL mad at me. Prolly better off away from a woman like that.
I have been working on my ability to get on peoples nerves for decades and by now I'm pretty good at it. And to make it worse the older I get the less I care about what other people say or think about me.
tacreload
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Only daily and sometimes it's even unintentional.I figure they earned it though.
Shooting Padre
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Do you mean today?
OK, today.
Well who does.
Yeah, right!
As to the OP, he's got to be kidding. I make someone angry every time I go to the monthly city council meeting. That's just that evening. I'm REALLY go at making people angry.
You too? I upset the Mayor today and in the last month I've upset just about every council member, the mayor, a state senator and who knows who else.
keith44spl
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The parting shot a lady friend took was, "you are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable." My response was to thank her for the complement. I'll tell ya that was not well received, talk about one hot babe.
At one time I was starting to believe
a day spent not pissing folks off was like a day without sunshine
Man, that's the truth.....
Pissin folks off is jest another service we offer, everyday!
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Re: OP. From time to time I have as a pastor made a few people angry. Occasionally it was because of my own thoughtlessness and inexperience. However, a few instances come to mind when I was facing the proverbial hill to die for. In each instance there were those who thought my ministry was over because the position I took. On one occasion I thought they were right. I am so thankful that Jesus raises the dead!
Maybe a few that my testimony helped send to the penitentiary.......
I heard the other day that one ol' boy in particular was still quite upset,
and fixin to get his release.
Been there, done that a few times myself.
30 years ago, after I had moved to the ranch, the SO called and said there was a feller lookin' for me.
I think I was too far out of town for him to come lookin' and he would have been in my domain.
I think I could have found a good badger hole to put him in if had come after me. I don't like child molesters.
I heard the other day that one ol' boy in particular was still quite upset,
and fixin to get his release.
Been there, done that a few times myself.
30 years ago, after I had moved to the ranch, the SO called and said there was a feller lookin' for me.
I think I was too far out of town for him to come lookin' and he would have been in my domain.
I think I could have found a good badger hole to put him in if had come after me. I don't like child molesters.
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LoadedRound
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Man, that's the truth.....
Pissin folks off is jest another service we offer, everyday!
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No appointment necessary.
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
I worked for over twenty years in a field where I figured a day was wasted if I didn't get called something obscene or told to do something anatomically impractical. Sometimes it was several times a day.
It's easier now. I speak my mind more bluntly and say things some people don't like, but they make allowances because everyone knows old guys are grumpy.
It's easier now. I speak my mind more bluntly and say things some people don't like, but they make allowances because everyone knows old guys are grumpy.
carpriver
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I was an NCO in the Air Force for twenty years; what do you think?
Are you kidding, I'm in the paint business. 
I'm an American Indian male married to a white Italian woman in small town West Virginia.
Apparently that made somebody mad. We had racist epitaths and obscenities written on the windows of our vehicles, trash strewn in our back yard and fires lit on our front porch. We called the local police who did nothing. However, it all stopped after I "accidentally" let it slip to my neighbor that my wife and I both have carry permits and that we're armed everywhere we go.
Small town grapevine worked for us.
Funny thing is that we left the Washington DC area to get away from terrorists.
Things are groovy now, people are downright nice to us.
Apparently that made somebody mad. We had racist epitaths and obscenities written on the windows of our vehicles, trash strewn in our back yard and fires lit on our front porch. We called the local police who did nothing. However, it all stopped after I "accidentally" let it slip to my neighbor that my wife and I both have carry permits and that we're armed everywhere we go.
Small town grapevine worked for us.
Funny thing is that we left the Washington DC area to get away from terrorists.
Things are groovy now, people are downright nice to us.
bhayles
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Prtobably because they know the people now, not the ethnicity more than because of the CCW permits...
Out West
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I just read a couple of these funnies to the wife. Guess who is mad now?
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GreyRider
Member
How to start a fight
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
________________________________
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started
_______________________________
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started
______________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
________________________________
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
_______________________________
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's dang near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
________________________________
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started
_______________________________
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started
______________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
________________________________
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
_______________________________
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started
________________________________
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's dang near perfect."
And then the fight started........
________________________________
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started
When I fail to suppress in the elevator.
The Micro-Manager
I had a boss that was worried about job security and was a micro-manager for everyone of his sub-ordinates. We were having one of our weekly motivational chats (about our 4th one), when I suggested to him that there were only two things in my life I really hated:
1) the house I lived in because it was 2 stories and I was really fed up with climbing steps. Therefore selling / keeping the house was no big deal to me. He was very worried about keeping his 'new estate' home located on a golf course.
2) working for him. It was a waste of my time because there was nothing "meaningfull" to be done on a federal government nuclear weapons plant that was shout down.
He got so mad his face turned purple, but he didn't say anything. I looked at him and said, "Don't ask the question, if you won't like the answer. Is this meeting over?"
That was our last motivational chat, and 2 weeks later I accepted a voluntary layoff package -- don't complain, don't sue 
, and take the money .
I had a boss that was worried about job security and was a micro-manager for everyone of his sub-ordinates. We were having one of our weekly motivational chats (about our 4th one), when I suggested to him that there were only two things in my life I really hated:
1) the house I lived in because it was 2 stories and I was really fed up with climbing steps. Therefore selling / keeping the house was no big deal to me. He was very worried about keeping his 'new estate' home located on a golf course.
2) working for him. It was a waste of my time because there was nothing "meaningfull" to be done on a federal government nuclear weapons plant that was shout down.
He got so mad his face turned purple, but he didn't say anything. I looked at him and said, "Don't ask the question, if you won't like the answer. Is this meeting over?"
That was our last motivational chat, and 2 weeks later I accepted a voluntary layoff package -- don't complain
, don't sue , and take the money .
I had a great penchant.........
I had a great penchant for making my Dad REALLY angry.
I had a great penchant for making my Dad REALLY angry.
Roadtrash
US Veteran
Once when I was in the Army, back in the 60's, I was fresh out of basic and I walked past a WAC Major, saluted and said good morning sir. Now I didn't know a woman knew all those words. She was calling me names that I'd never heard before. The officer with her was holding his hand over his mouth trying not to laugh but not having much luck and that just made it worse. Needless to say I never made that mistake again.
Then there was the time an old girlfriend, a cute little redhead, and I were having a discussion and I said you're getting just like your mother. And then the fight started. Never made that mistake again either.
Then there was the time an old girlfriend, a cute little redhead, and I were having a discussion and I said you're getting just like your mother. And then the fight started. Never made that mistake again either.
Rick_A
Member
I was a tiny, unpopular, nerdy loner...pretty much a magnet for wannabe bullies. I'd be fighting at least one every year. It seemed like not a single one expected me to fight back. If it wasn't for being underestimated I should have been mercilessly beaten...repeatedly. It thankfully never worked out that way.
Girls shunned me at the same time as well. From my early teens on I began getting a lot of female attention. I gave back much of the same medicine I had received some years back. The ladies do not tend to take such things gracefully!
There's always been one or two people everywhere I've worked that has hated my guts. It takes too much energy to work up that kinda drama for me.
Girls shunned me at the same time as well. From my early teens on I began getting a lot of female attention. I gave back much of the same medicine I had received some years back. The ladies do not tend to take such things gracefully!
There's always been one or two people everywhere I've worked that has hated my guts. It takes too much energy to work up that kinda drama for me.
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