You are bad!Sorry; can't channel a "elderly nutcase (Italian) waitress"..... fact is; for the most part...... once a woman of Italian heritage passes.......40 ....... well maybe 30.....OK... 25; they scare the.......... well just about everything....... out of me....
I think it's the mustache

Just to be clear, I never said the elderly nutcase waitress lady was Italian. All I said was that the incident in question happened in an Italian-themed restaurant.

A little more to the story: While we laugh out loud at the whole crazy incident now, it's pretty clear that the elderly nutcase waitress lady was canned not long after our visit, possibly even that very same night. Her canning had nothing to do with us directly (as we did not complain), but probably just to her bizarre nutty behavior in general.

Even more to the story: While we laugh at the story now, at the time... and after a long, hard day at work, my wife (fiancée at the time) was not at all amused by my shocked reaction to the waitress bizarreness and we almost broke up over the incident.



Fortunately, she came to her senses in time and we have lived happily ever after ever since.


