Favorite sayings

[britbike1]

Anyone have any favorite sayings out there? Here's a couple of mine:

I tell my two brothers Mama only raised one fool and it wasn't me.

Cemeteries are full of people who thought they couldn't be replaced.

Don't worry, 100 years from now all new people, they won't care.

If your born to hang you'll never drown.

 

[hittman77]

The real good ones ..... I can't put here without getting in trouble.

Nuttier than a pet coon.

Hotter than donut grease.

 

[RGVshooter]

My mom always told me "you get what you paid for".

"Beer is proof god wants man to be happy".....Thomas Jefferson

 

[swsig]

"The chocolate chip cookie is Nature's Perfect Food."

and its corollary

"If it's not chocolate, it's not dessert."

And, of course...

 

[Bib]

When someone makes a numerical error my reply will be "Wrong number, Avogadro"

 

[Doug627]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[oneounceload]

"Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore"

"The Pessimist sees the glass as half empty, the Optimist as half full; the Engineer sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be"

What a friend used to tell his 5 and 6 year old kids to behave:
I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your clothes!" (To which they would go OH NO DADDY and run into their room - which is where he wanted to go on the first place!) worked every time.......

 

[Grayfox]

Best piece of advice my Father ever gave me.

"Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up."

 

[robvious]

stupid should hurt more...

 

[s&wchad]

No matter where you go, there you are...

 

[Eddietruett]

Don't worry, it will buff out

 

[Donn]

My old dad used to say, "If something's worth getting mad about, it's worth staying mad about."

 

[eveled]

If your gonna be stupid, you better be tough.

You can't fix stupid.

 

[LVSteve]

Looks like the Patriots are going down this time....

Ok, seriously:

It can only get worse.

 

[30-30remchester]

Hotter than your best friends girlfriend.

Harder than woodpecker lips.

Enough money to burn a wet mule.

 

[Golddollar]

He couldn't pour the water out of a boot even if the directions were written on the heel.

[A slightly cleaned up version]

 

[vigil617]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. (Yogi Berra)

What can't be said, can't be said, and can't be whistled, either. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

 

[Whitwabit]

My Dad said - Your only as good as your word !!
Dumber then a box of rocks ..
You can't get there from here ..

 

[pharmer]

"If you have what you need and you want what you have, then you have what you want." Joe

 

[carpriver]

Use your head for something other then a hat rack, my dad right after I made a mistake.
Always cut a straight line, it's about being honest.
If you stand in the rain your going to get wet.?
Don't bite off more then you can chew.

To error is human forgiveness is not SAC policy.