Forum Posts -- Forum Clichés We Would Like to Retire!

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Back in the 1960s my grandmother, Mamo we called her, wrote a pithy little piece titled Slingers of the Slanguage.

Rock 'n' Roll was the rage, and hippies were coming out of the woodwork (or was that Woodstock?) so there was "peace, man," "weed," "groovy," and a score of other new sayings being trumpeted about.

Born in the late 1800s, Mamo had been through many such eras of ever-changing contemporary slang. "Hip," "beat," "cool cat," and others preceded the hippies. Mamo went back in her memory bank to resurrect all the catchy little phrases she could recall and wrote them in her slanguage story. I remember bits and pieces, but I don't have a copy. It was hilarious.

Mamo introduced me to her hogleg – S&W Model 31 snubbie (no dash, now there's one I tire of pretty quickly) – when I was seven. I think she'd have a ball picking through the bits on this thread to add a chapter to her slanguage piece.

My point? Folks have been slingin' slang for a lot longer than any of us have been on the planet. It's the way it is. I'm never sure if it helps folks communicate or makes 'em (us) feel a part of the gang or what it is, but it is what it is.

Gad, some ought to type a list of what they like. Might be a bit shorter.

Slàinte,

Bob
 

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Guilty as charged. I have said my Ruger SP101 is built like a tank.
In the future, if I mention it, I will say it is built like a Mack Truck.
Like the man said, the parts that are original are not good, and the
parts that are good are not original. Can anyone find anything, in
writing, that is original? I doubt it.
 
"Google is your friend."

No, it isn't. Go google yourself. :(

"How do you rock your gun" as in "what holster do you prefer?" At least I think that's the translation.

"Glocks are 100% reliable, everything else is garbage."
 
CLICHE'S

Put on your big boy pants,
Don't sweat the small stuff,
A learning moment,
Get over yourself,
New to me (as opposed to?)
Why I'd of...
DRT
MSR
Gonna get me,
Time to let it go & move on,
Grammar/spelling police,
Nuff said.
 
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These aren't so much gun cliches I hate but they are said a lot now, especially by whiny bed wetting millennials. I hate it when someone is disgusted with something and says in that valley girl inflection, "That's not OKAY!!". And the word "literally" is literally being used constantly in the dumbest contexts now. Like, "My head is LITERALLY exploding....and that's not OKAY!!!".
 
"Hillary Hole." I detest that term. It's insulting to women everywhere, probably runs more potential new members away than we'll ever know. I have this image of a 10 year old boy giggling as he types it, every time I read it.

Hillary probably doesn't know about it. If she does, she likely considers it a badge of honor. It's certainly not hurting her feelings any. It's just giving her undeserved publicity.

"It needs to go away." *

* From the Big Book of Internet Cliches.

In this context I will it stand..
But....This one WILL get a reaction from the staff.
 
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originally posted by Watchdog:
The clichés are as firmly imbedded in the gun culture as fossils are in Montana granite.
This right here. ^^^^

Get over it people. The English language is forever changing and evolving with each generation adding their own take on it. As long as you understand what the person is saying, what real difference does it make?
Good grief! Don't we have enough people being "offended" by petty stuff already? Why start a thread just looking for more minor little things that you don't like? They're just words. Deal with it. :rolleyes:
 
Grammar Nazis...

Not all of us majored in the English language.Heck,some of us might even be using "speech to text".I've seen posts where sentences were absolute gibberish.I know we should all be a little more careful when posting but some of it goes beyond ridiculous.

Grammar Nazis need to lighten up or a full out assault on their pettiness is the only alternative. :D

Edit: This was written at the same time that BruceM was posting his reply and not directed at him personally.

I was as science major, but was taught English in High School like everyone else. I try not to complain about others' usage, especially in this benighted land where the language has been seriously mangled.

BUT - if the sins are egregious enough, I'll let loose a little correction. Now and then. :)
 
I'm afraid if we eliminated all of the "gun slang" on this forum, we wouldn't have much to read, or to talk about for that matter.

And we sure as heck can't go blaming each other for the use or misuse of all these terms. We've got people like Skeeter Skelton, Ted Trueblood, and scores of other gun writers for introducing us to this world of firearm cliches. And as for naming firearms, we can thank several notable individuals, from William F. Cody (he named his .50 caliber rifle "Lucretia Borgia and referred to it as a "she") to Nash Buckingham's famous "Bo Whoop."

Yeah, all of this might get tiring after the 5,437th time, but take it from me, it sure beats reading through a stack of graduate students' term papers any day!:D
 
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Honest wear? :confused:

Is there a dishonest wear? :confused:

Yes, there is. You can even pay extra for it. They call it "battle worn" finish. :mad:

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"Billboard," for an oversized rollmark, and blaming any undesirable markings or features on lawyers.

I agree with most, most of these are too minor to lose sleep over. :)
 
This thread is necessary, I think, as it help to relieve stress. It also shows you plainly that some others think the way that you think, so it's not "just you." Myself... I get extremely tired of over-used bits on gun forums, and some of the most tiring are when someone tosses one in with seemingly NO IDEA that it's been done 1.6 million times before them, it seems like they just learned it yesterday, were only the second ever to have used it, and they earned a prize for inserting it.

Easy example: guy shows up and says, "hey, I got this yesterday, it is ____ and I paid $___ for it" and among the replies simply must be "...well you paid too much and it's a lousy model but I'm in a good mood and I like to help new guys so I will send you $____ and take it off your hands and end the suffering..."

But if I simply must gather up all my gripes and weed them out until I am left with just a single one that just ruins my mood EVERY time I see it, it's this one: "...that is just a solution for a problem that doesn't exist..."

:rolleyes:
 
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