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[Silver Dollar]

Oh hail no!

Thanks a lot!! Now it's going to take me at least 3 weeks to get that picture out of my mind.

 

[timn8er]

Oh hail no!

OK Kozmic! You had to post a visual, right? I wan't you to know that I kept my breakfast down with great difficulty!

 

[crsides]

Thanks a lot!! Now it's going to take me at least 3 weeks to get that picture out of my mind.

Its my new screen saver.


Charlie

 

[Mule Packer]

While I can usually overlook spelling errors, it really fries my ham when somebody can't tell the difference between a split infinitive and a dangling participle!!

 

[Fishslayer]

"THERE'S NO RULES!!!!!"
...3. Trolls will always be with us. Sometimes we need too look no farther than the mirror, and if you see a troll hair sticking out, cut it off immediately.

Guilty as charged.

Maybe not so much on this forum but on others I will defnitely run a slanted jethead back to about the third wave or so. Particularly with Glock fanboiz on one forum and a particularly leftist "gunz are BAD" type on another.

Rule 5150: No futzing around with cute text colors like lime green and yellow.

 

[vigil617]

While I can usually overlook spelling errors, it really fries my ham when somebody can't tell the difference between a split infinitive and a dangling participle!!

Mmmmmm......fried ham......

Mule Packer, I agree with you .100 percent, and I resolve to never make neither of those mistakes. Relying on your graciousness, still put the ham in the frying pan for me when others ware you out with those eras, OK?

 

[mc5aw]

Rule 5150

How many folks get this reference?

 

[Fishslayer]

How many folks get this reference?

Sip would. He DOES live in Hollywood after all!

 

[red14]

Threads about your colonoscopy, hemmohroid operation, bathroom reading habits or signature lines that read "a lawyer but not your lawyer" tend to get locked quickly so get your licks in as soon as possible.

Colonoscopy, hemohroid, and licks should never be in the same sentence.






PS; broccoli . . .?

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

While I can usually overlook spelling errors, it really fries my ham when somebody can't tell the difference between a split infinitive and a dangling participle!!

Dangling ones participle can get one dinged at best or arrested at worst.

 

[shouldazagged]

Winston Churchill on ending a sentence with a preposition: "That is something up with which I will not put."

Here's a strong second for not posting in weird colors. At least not ones that I can't see worth a damn.

And what about Caj's team of writers? Can we ignore those poor, abused people?

 

[venomballistics]

9999999) For any violation of these new rules you will be taken out behind the barn and paddled with a ……… kanewpadle.

just for the record, my like refers to the like given by Kanewpadle

 

[Doug M.]

The french maid uniforms should be saved for a certain type of young woman, the general nature of which is intuitively obvious to all straight males over about 12, and the details of which would get my response deleted. Since I suspect that the majority of the moderators do not meet that standard (as I also do not), I think we can skip that proposal. Likewise yoga pants (which I would prefer) and other means of displaying the wonders and blessings possessed by such women.

However, and more seriously: I see no good reason not to have a minimum (productive/useful) post # for WTS posts unless approved in advance by a moderator. I have been on a couple other forums where that was a rule, and it seemed to keep the crud down.

Text colors and fonts. All caps should result in a beating to severe discomfort, as should cutesy hard to read colors.

 

[Mike McLellan]

In the interest of giving intollerance a fair shake, how about a "Hate" button?

 

[Fishslayer]

In the interest of giving intollerance a fair shake, how about a "Hate" button?

Hate is an acid that corrodes it's own container...

 

[old bear]

It's not cute to ask when your new handgun was BORN: It was never born, it was manufactured.

 

[shouldazagged]

Hate is an acid that corrodes it's own container...

One of the German poets, Schiller as I recall, said, "Hate is a prolonged form of suicide."

 

[shouldazagged]

Number 6,349: Anyone starting a thread on how to make chili, cook a steak or brew coffee will be charged with instigating, court martialed, and shot.

This also applies to those who claim to know how to prepare a martini better than anyone else, or whether iced tea should be sweetened.

 

[tlay]

If you don't like what someone has posted, don't read it. Why do you feel like you are the forum police. Leave the rudeness out.

 

[walkin jack]

Threads about your colonoscopy, hemmohroid operation, bathroom reading habits or signature lines that read "a lawyer but not your lawyer" tend to get locked quickly so get your licks in as soon as possible.

Oooops! Just a few minutes ago I posted the results of my colonoscopy. Sorry. Some did ask me to let them know how it came out.

Anyway the good news is I don't have to have another one for 5 years so I will NOT be a repeat offender....at least not on this rule.