Four words you don't want to hear.

[britbike1]

When your wife says "we need to talk". This is not going to be a good conversation.

 

[lihpster]

Better than "you need to listen".

 

[britbike1]

Two words you don't want to hear.

You come home and can tell your wife is mad. You ask what is wrong and she says "you know". Your stomach turns to knots and you try to remember what you've done.

 

[fordson]

Sounds like recent personal experience…….

 

[Rustyt1953]

"I'm from the government."

 

[SMSgt]

Your doctor looking at your scan and saying, "Uh-oh. Not good."

 

[IAM Rand]

I have playing stupid down to an art form. That and pretending not to hear although as I age it is less of an act.

 

[Chuck24]

"I'm from the government."

I'm here to help

 

[Peak53]

this is going to cost you.

 

[BKLooney]

Where were you tonight?

 

[lihpster]

So, let us know the answer to the burning question: Does the dog snore?

 

[LVSteve]

You come home and can tell your wife is mad. You ask what is wrong and she says "you know". Your stomach turns to knots and you try to remember what you've done.

Nope. That one and the guilt game that many females like to play are the reason I wasn't married until late in life. I have zero tolerance for that malarkey.

 

[keith44spl]

When your wife says

"we need to talk".

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I simply reply, "I take the fifth "


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[swsig]

I simply reply, "I take the fifth "


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Then you start pouring...

 

[swsig]

One word I don't want to hear: "Fine!"

 

[TX-Dennis]

It's a trap!

No matter what you say she hears what she thinks you wanted to say.

It's true. What I say and what she hears are rarely the same. Is it genetic? Anatomical? A language barrier? English is her second language, but she's better at it than most people who grew up speaking English.

 

[Ματθιας]

Just defuse the situation with sarcasm. When she speaks womanese, you reply with sarcasm. Works every time!

 

[Onomea]

Best just take the couch. Aspirin and a shower in the morning. Off to work in the AM. Things'll be better in a few days...

(Speaking of many years ago. Nowadays, in my geezerhood, things are a lot calmer...)

 

[VictorLouis]

It's a trap!

English is her second language, but she's better at it than most people who grew up speaking English.

I have an ex-g/f who is Filipina. She could kick my butt at Scrabble....

and I'm GOOD at Scrabble, LOL.

 

[CH4]

Honey, I am late…

 

[STCM(SW)]

I always got the last word.
"Yes Dear"

 

[RetCapt]

"Do you know what yesterday was?"

By the time you hear that one, it is too late.

Great memory motivation. So you don't get nailed with that one next year.

 

[S42N8]

"First, stop doing that."

The following litany was nothing short of epic, in an adverse way.

 

[fiasconva]

You walk in the door, she's on the phone, you get that look, and she asks, "What did you do?"

 

[llowry61]

In my case there are numerous items to which she may referring, so I just let the silence go until she tells me what I have done.

You know what you did is a trap. Play dumb until she tells you. I have made the mistake of telling on myself one too many times.

 

[MTC(SS)Ret]

When your wife says "we need to talk". This is not going to be a good conversation.

That and "I packed your bags"

 

[BC38]

Just defuse the situation with sarcasm. When she speaks womanese, you reply with sarcasm. Works every time!

I'm guessing you spend a lot of nights on the couch

 

[Bald1]

"I'm from the government."

I'm here to help.

 

[wuluf]

Just tell her to calm down. That always works..

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[Alk8944]

There are far too many of us who would be very, very happy to hear anything from our wives including Snubby, Ameridaddy, GerSan69 and several others!