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There are no cave paintings of plant based burgers either!
Ivan
Ivan
Obvious proof that eating meat is bad for you. Those cave painting artists are all dead now. 
SALAD noun
sal·ad | \ ˈsa-ləd \
Definition:
1. What food eats.
SALAD noun
sal·ad | \ ˈsa-ləd \
Definition:
1. What food eats.
CLASSIC12
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No kidding, my better half insisted I try a veggie burger while visiting Zürich Switzerland
Young girl at the counter asked : « would you like vacon with it ?”
Me : “what’s vacon ?”
“Vegan bacon”
“Yeah got that part. What’s it made with ?”
“ err, I don’t know, let me ask”
“ Very encouraging”
I swear to God, it was the worst thing ever. Couldn’t even get halfway through it.
(btw that red mark on my hand, SIG P210 hammer bite. So we stay gun related)
What I do not understand is why in the world would you want to try to replicate meat with plant-based products.
I mean I like salads, vegetables, fruits, fermented grapes, etc..
But if you don’t want to eat meat, why prepare horrible dishes that pretend to resemble it ? Beats me. At least I can say I tried.
Young girl at the counter asked : « would you like vacon with it ?”
Me : “what’s vacon ?”
“Vegan bacon”
“Yeah got that part. What’s it made with ?”
“ err, I don’t know, let me ask”
“ Very encouraging”
I swear to God, it was the worst thing ever. Couldn’t even get halfway through it.
(btw that red mark on my hand, SIG P210 hammer bite. So we stay gun related)
What I do not understand is why in the world would you want to try to replicate meat with plant-based products.
I mean I like salads, vegetables, fruits, fermented grapes, etc..
But if you don’t want to eat meat, why prepare horrible dishes that pretend to resemble it ? Beats me. At least I can say I tried.
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bigwheelzip
Absent Comrade
Oh the things we put you guys through.
Now you can stop at the metzgerei on the way home.
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Anything to save mankind from cow farts.
I worked with a fellow that was a vegan and I really was curious so I sked him, "why vegan?" He replied, "for reasons of health, I don't want meat rotting in my guts."
Then he lit a cigarette....
Then he lit a cigarette....
Whole lotta oxymorons in the vegan lexicon.
Read something the other day that when cows burp up their cud to chew it is when most of the methane gas escapes their gut. Being raised on a farm and standing beside/behind milk cows, I would dispute that.
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OP
What surprises me is that the estimated 60 million buffalo that roamed what is now cow country must never had gas. There are an estimate 90 million head of cattle now. But at the height of buffalo there were also about 40 million antelope on the prairies, plus lots of deer.
Bison fart,as bison meat, is more lean, so less harmful.
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Way too many people on Earth. If they ever measure the fart damage to the atmosphere for oder it probably smells like fried chicken and refried beans.
Ribs on the grill.
This gimpy Injun really likes him some Bison.
This is why aliens do flybys and don't visit anymore.
Rifleman200-10X
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Challenge any vegan to name a single animal species on the planet that has foreward facing eyes and canine teeth that DOES NOT eat meat.
Wrangler Rich
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I'm a second generation vegan, the cow eats the grass, I eat the cow......
Wr
Wr
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiWUw9dORyo[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxG6ikYhmv0[/ame]
I am not a Vegan but the Mountain Gorilla fits that bill, largest primate on earth. Mountain Gorilla Diet | What do Mountain Gorillas Eat
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My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granddaddy didn't come down out of no tree to eat vegetables. Family oral history is there was a big fire and he sniffed the air and shouted BBQ and the rest is history
LoboGunLeather
US Veteran
When people try to teach me that red meat is bad for us my usual response is to explain that red meat is usually pretty good, but the green fuzzy meat we find at the back of the refrigerator should never be eaten.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgUzvxw7dk[/ame]
Ole Joe Clark
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Let's see: For supper, (dinner for the rest of you), I had homemade biscuits with gravy, fried chicken, home fried potatoes, garden peas, and pecan pie for desert. No vegans were harmed in the preparation of this wonderful meal.
I am so blessed,
Leon
I am so blessed,
Leon
