westcoast362
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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
Fun with favorite quotes
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jag312
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Life loses it's interest when the highest stake in the game of living, life itself, may not be risked. - Sigmund Freud
To race is to live. All else is merely waiting. - Rudolf Caracciola
To race is to live. All else is merely waiting. - Rudolf Caracciola
BigRich315
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I like to twist that one a little bit:
"Genius has its limits, but stupidity knows no bounds."
44forever
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"Wives are like elephants, fun to look at but I wouldn't want to own one."
W.C. Fields
A small boy, seeing W.C. Fields reading the Bible, asks "What are you doing?"
"Looking for loopholes, my boy. Looking for loopholes."
"All in All, I'd rather be in Philidelphia." W.C. Fields epitaph.
"People say I should get married but I say why should I buy a book when there's a thriving lending library in town?" Benny Hill
W.C. Fields
A small boy, seeing W.C. Fields reading the Bible, asks "What are you doing?"
"Looking for loopholes, my boy. Looking for loopholes."
"All in All, I'd rather be in Philidelphia." W.C. Fields epitaph.
"People say I should get married but I say why should I buy a book when there's a thriving lending library in town?" Benny Hill
Dennis The B
US Veteran
Amat victoria curam - Victory favors those who take pains
Chik a Boom
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(I'm sure all you guys know)
There are two theories to arguing with a woman...
Neither one works.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman...
Neither one works.
smithcollector
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"English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!" - Homer Simpson
"Can't you see this horse loves me?"
"Mister, I had a woman kiss me like that, it didn't make her my wife."
-Paden & sherriff in Silverado
"Can't you see this horse loves me?"
"Mister, I had a woman kiss me like that, it didn't make her my wife."
-Paden & sherriff in Silverado
godlessgael
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We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.- Vonnegut
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.- Vonnegut
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
MR .44 Spl
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There are 10 kinds of people.....
those that understand binary and those who don't.
those that understand binary and those who don't.
Thuer
Member
All kids have right to their own youghttrauma.
People are old enough to make a mess of their own life.
People are old enough to make a mess of their own life.
bamabiker
Member
I do not suffer from mental illness, I enjoy every minute of it... Edgar Allen Poe.
Samuel Johnson lurched out of one of his favorite taverns in a state of partial undress.
A woman meeting him on the street exclaimed , "Why Doctor Johnson, your member is sticking out."
"You flatter yourself, Madam. It's hanging out."
A woman meeting him on the street exclaimed , "Why Doctor Johnson, your member is sticking out."
"You flatter yourself, Madam. It's hanging out."
Dennis The B
US Veteran
Alea iacta est - The die is cast
Supposedly said by Julius Caesar when he brought his legions across the Rubicon.
Supposedly said by Julius Caesar when he brought his legions across the Rubicon.
otis24
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King of England to his mistress (Actress Lilly Langtree) : "I've spent enough on you to buy a battleship".
Langtree: "You've spent enough in me to float one".
Langtree: "You've spent enough in me to float one".
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no matter where you go, there you are!!
no matter where you go, there you are!!
Grayfox
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Stupidity seems to be a popular subject.
"Ya can't fix stupid." Ron White
"Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
Frank Zappa
"Ya can't fix stupid." Ron White
"Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
Frank Zappa
Tom M
Member
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra
mwtdvm
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For so many situations..
"Think of it as Evolution in action"
from Oath of Fealty, Niven and Pournelle
"Think of it as Evolution in action"
from Oath of Fealty, Niven and Pournelle
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