Funny things anti-gun people will ask when they learn you are a gun owner...

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My reply...

I usually just grin and say, "My collection is what a lot of folks would call 'A Pretty Good Start'..."

Once, after saying this, one person at work pushed a bit and said, "But I'm sure you don't have any assault weapons... I mean, you're a reasonable person!" to which I replied, "Yes, I am indeed a reasonable person, so why would it scare you if I did have them?"

 

[mike from st pete]

New Neighbor

A single lady around my age moved in across the street from me. I chatted to her when she walked her dogs past the house. Nice lady so I asked her to lunch. Things went well until she found I had firearms. She said "I'm scared of people into guns you never know when they will snap". Oh well best I found out this former Michigan citizen felt that way before I go too fond of her.
Sad that some folks feel any and all gun owners are just one insult away from going on a shooting spree. A little research will show most spree shooting is done by folks that show signs of instability for years before they 'snap'.

 

[jimmyj]

Say, Jimmy:
1. How many guns do you have ?
Answer: Not as many as I want!
2. How often do you have sex with your wife?
Answer: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday. Wednesdays and Saturdays I have sex with your wife while you are out with the boys.
3. How much money do you have ?
Answer: None unless your wife pays me for Wednesdays and Saturdays
4. What is the alarm code for your front door ?
Answer: When you open my door, uninvited, there will be a muzzle flash and a loud noise.
5. Why are you anti-social ?
Answer: I an't, I just don't like YOU !