G.I'isms in WWII from a great book im borrowing this stuff from.

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Will be posting this in parts due to wifi messing up.

Many of you think I'm only interested in the war on the Eastern Front (Germans vs Russians) well that aint the case. I'm about halfway through The Longest Winter by: Alex Kershaw.

Some stuff I found interesting and or funny.

These men belonged to the 394th Infantry Regiment of the 99th Infantry Division the: "Checkerboard Division."

Meet Platoon Sergeant William Slape. Slape grew up in the depression in Oklahoma during the Dust Bowl days. Dirt Poor and where a Dime for a movie was as rare as a job. It toughened him making him a person without sentimentality, one who was ready to use his fists (as indicated later in the book :D ) and one who worked very hard. He joined the Army in 1937, and took immense pride in whatever unit he commanded. He cajoled his men with Okie curses like bullS,,,,,,,,,, when they flubbed assignments.

Slape stood at 6 ft 1 in, weighed 185 pounds and looked just like Gary Cooper.

ASTPer Corporal Aubrey "Schnoz" McGeehee, a 230 pound Mississippian w/ prominent nose & curly hair.

Pvt. Robert "Siv" Sivola, w/ Scandinavian features-

Sergeant George "Pappy" Redmond, 6"1, sandy-haired gentle giant. From Virginia.

ASTPer PFC Carlos Fernandez, from El Paso, here in Tejas (CPL Sam Jenkins was as well) was a wisecracking, handsome man born in Mexico.

Pvt Vernon Leopold-originally from Germany escaping in 1938. He kinda was a major klutz in basic: Had troubles getting in and over obstacles on the obstacle courses, and was the brunt of loads of laughs, but good natured about it all. Some include: Moving the rifle rack that ran down the center of the barracks so that Leopold would stumble over it after lights out, especially after he had a few beers. Mops as well as rifles were laid from bunk to bunk, making the few yards to his bunk a veritable obstacle course. Sitting in the back of a Jeep with his radio he wasn't safe. Slape would rabbit jump him--start the jeep rapidly and pull away--and laugh out loud as Leopold tumbled onto his backside in the dust and dirt.

Just to name a few.

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Continue reading as I post. Its great stuff oh painful one. ;-)
 
And your point is?

You might learn something interesting for a change? and or, you might actually have something to laugh at? Hmmmm? might prove you are human? hmmm? Besides-others here might like to know? about a good book that aint read or heard of?
 
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Platoon Sergeant Slape and PFC Risto Milosevich went on pass to (Paaris, Texas?) and didn't indulge in the local ladies but, did so in the rough and tough, low-dow, honky-tonks. They had no fear of "dying--anything." Both liked to drink and to rough it up a might. In one bar, Milosevich remembered "three men jumped Slape and were going to beat the **** out of him. A bunch of us from the platoon got there, and we grabbed them and pounded them against the wall.

Meanwhile some platoon members indulged in the local girls-kinda rites of passage. Pvt Louis Kalil and three buddies rented a room, partied hard getting stone blind stinking drunk and wrecked the room they rented. Much of the same thing seemed to happen with other G.I.s at other hotels and bars. They were about to be shipped to merry ol England.
 
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On Sept 28, 1944, the entire division was mustered for a final pep talk from their C.G. General Lauer. While waiting, some took their army-issued rubbers and inflated them and patted them into air like little balloons. The G.I.s roared with laughter and helped the little balloons along by swatting them-all the while officers bellowed orders and chaplains prayed for them to stop-only to be ignored. General Lauer witnessed some of his men's behavior-thinking it was nothing short of childish.

The next day, they boarded ship (Slapes unit on the Excelsior) walking up a narrow gangplank with flimsy rope guards. Some fell into the water anyway, but were picked up by the Harbor Patrol.

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Im currently readint it and are about halfway through it. One thing that gets me-is the author claims that this I&R platoon is the most decorated platoon in the Army. From what ive read so far? and hasnt shown to be the case. That distinction would have to be Audie Murphy/s platoon.

Anyway, I was mainly trying to post just some humorous things ive read so fatr. There have been many, but some too vulgar to repeat here. Its been a few days since i last had time to read, but will do more tonight. Anyway, where I left off, most of the platoon was captured by part of the 3rd Fallschirmjager Regiment, ( a Battalion commandeered by Peiper) and there has been a laugh or two to that time as well. Maybe my sense of humor is something misunderstood by most?
 
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I had an uncle ( passed) that was in the 99th. I asked him about it during a family reunion and his eyes welled up and he said it was the coldest he had ever been, I dropped the conversation . All of my uncle save for one the Pacific (Destroyer Man) served in the ETO
 
Ringo... some people just do not have a sense of humor or an interest in real life. :(

Ya know what they can do if they can't take a joke. :rolleyes:
 
Ringo... some people just do not have a sense of humor or an interest in real life. :(

Ya know what they can do if they can't take a joke. :rolleyes:

Thank you. Also, I see at least two names associated above that are always hateful and against everything I have to say anyway. Its no wonder why certain people are avoiding posting here much-they can probably figure out who I'm talking about without mentioning their good names too.

They don't realize that I'm also doing this for me too-as an attempt at diversion of what I'm going through. I hope the admin don't mind? because there might be other books coming as I have interest in reading them.

One thing that gets me is-if they don't like the subject matter? why on Earths name do they peek inside?
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