Okay, so today I finished shopping. I got all the presents in one place. I found wrapping paper, but the only tape here is packing tape. It doesn't cut with a finger like other tape, and the dispenser is broken. I found a roll of duct tape and some masking tape. After three beers now, I chose the masking tape. Can't find the scissors, so thank goodness for a sharp knife. Two more beers. I found the band-aids. I have about 2 1/2 hours before wife gets home. One more beer. I remembered I have about two inches left in my Yukon Jack bottle in the freezer. Two gulps, gone. Two more beers. Thank goodness with wrapping boxes with designs on them so you don't have to wrap the big stuff. Three things wrapped, I used Happy Birthday paper! More beers. Daisy wants one, too. She gets a sip. Got seven wrapped, realized I didn't tag anything.
Oh, well; Merry Christmas!
Thank goodness I don't "smoke."
Oh, well; Merry Christmas!
Thank goodness I don't "smoke."