Golfing concessions (should work for shooters,hunters,fishermen too)

[fat tom]

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took p lace:

First Guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in
the house next weekend.'

Second Guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third Guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
has
Not said a word.

So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave
the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?' She
said: 'Wear sun-block'


f.t.

 

[lovemy686]

You made me laugh, and that's not easy to do!

 

[MO_mule]

rimshot!!

Very good. Keep up the good work.

Chris