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[J. Galt]

Cockroach recipes

A drink:

Scale ingredients to servings
15 ml Kahlua® coffee liqueur
15 ml Drambuie® Scotch whiskey

Pour both ingredients into shot glass and mix. Sing a verse of La Cucaracha, or sing la-la-la-la-laaa lots. Bonus points if you can sing it in Spanish. Continue until you can no longer sing la-la-la-la-laaaaa.

Appetizers:

Take a fresh cockroach; then :

1. Remove & discard the solid wing covering flaps.
2. Slice off the head and arse area.
3. Pull off the legs.
4. Make an incision along the back of what's left & crack it open down the middle, revealing the fleshy insides.
5. Place your opened 'roach under a low grill for two minutes.
6. Artistically present it on a plate (i.e. put a slice of lemon next to it).
7. Yummy! Use a teaspoon and fingers! It looks like a black olive!

Or,

Simmer cockroaches in vinegar. Then boil with butter, farina flour, pepper and salt to make a paste. Spread on buttered bread.

For the main course:

Crispy Cajun Cockroaches
Materials:

4-5 Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches
1 Onion
1 Red Pepper
1 Green Pepper
Salt (1 TBS)
MSG (2 TBS)
Corn Starch (1 TBS)
Cooking Oil (4 TBS)
White Rice (bag)

Steps:

1. Remove and discard the solid wing covering flaps and all legs of the cockroaches.
2. Put the whole cockroach into a pot of boiling oil quickly fry for 15 seconds.
3. Heat up a wok until hot. Add 4 spoons of oil and put all vegetables into it to stir fry for 3 minutes.
4. Put the half fried cockroach in to the wok and add salt, MSG, and corn starch.

Serve on or with a bed of white rice.


Ain't Google fun!

 

[pharmer]

Sprinkle 20 Mule Team Borax around the house (in cabinets, garage, any place you can where it is not too unsightly) They walk through it, lick it off their feet and die from dehydration. Joe

 

[Uncle Larry]

Would a 10mm be sufficient or would a 45 ACP/Colt be better for close encounters?
I can't imagine any form of chemicals being able to stop much less slow them down

 

[S&W-Keeper]

We have in the past, caught the nasty varmints, and taped them to a target. Do you know what happens when they get hit with a .45acp.We are easily amused at my range.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

We used to get drunk and sit out on the porch with blow guns and try to hit them as thay snuck around . We were easily amunsed back then

 

[Bucco]

I just sprinkle their leavings on a hamburg roll and pretend it's poppy seeds. Give it to the neighbor kids.

 

[mississippi revolverman]

Don't see many of them east of Highway 27 in Dade and Broward county ( S. Fla) Must be a Cuban, Latin, Hatian receipe out there for them