Got the broom in the butt, again

[Nevada Ed]

5:32pm;

Stroled into the kitchen and asked when the meal would be ready.

"I just put the chicken in the oven, 20 minites ago, it will be a while" !!

I put my tail between my legs and limpped back into the back room.

I HATE it when that happens.

Sometimes we all have a bad day but the other half does not know that you are entering the "Dragon's den".

I will stop here.

Stay safe.

 

[handejector]

I thought this was gonna be another colonoscopy thread....

 

[Stevens]

I thought this was gonna be another colonoscopy thread....

I had mine yesterday! 

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[jeffrefrig]

That OP sounds like a rookie/newlywed mistake. The question should be "Is there anything I can help with?" At best, she'll be ticked because she can't b complain about him being anxious to eat.

 

[Rudi]

I'm not married, but simply asking the person doing it a "when" question does not seem rude. But, Im single.

 

[A10]

Nest time try "That smells delicious! I hope I don't have to wait too long!"

Follow it up with "Do you need any help?" or, "I'll set the table!"....both are motivational....

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Been thru that with 3 wives. All are gone now so I have been single since 2008. Now I cook for myself & eat what I want. Old Joke I told the grocery clerk. " Did you hear about the old batchlor that starved to death? His microwave quit and his can opener broke." She broke out laughing

 

[Dreadi]

I regularly ask my wife when dinner will be ready so I know how much time I have left for whatever I'm doing.

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I regularly ask my wife when dinner will be ready so I know how much time I have left for whatever I'm doing.

I do this too, and it doesn't seem to cause any problems. But then my wife is not normal, she is logical!

Ivan

 

[Protocall_Design]

Once, when I was single, my driver's side window didn't work for a week.
Finally got it fixed. I thought I was going to starve to death!

 

[Capt Steve]

It's not a problem at our house...

I always know exactly when dinner will be ready because I do all of the cooking. My bride {of 54 years} loves it but then it helps that I am very good at it.

 

[Warren Sear]

It is sad to hear of the many _____ whipped guys on the S&W forum.

 

[bigmtnman]

I come home from a hard summer day working construction. "What's for dinner"? I ask my newlywed 18 year old wife. "Barbequed chicken" she replies. "Great" says I. After my shower she calls to me ... "It's ready" and I sit down next to a big plate of oven baked BBQ chicken........and that is ALL the food on the table. "Do we have anything else to go with it"? I ask. "Nope" she replies. "Do we have any bread" I ask hopefully. "Nope" ..... "Well ok then" ...... So my 21 year old self had EXACTLY what my pretty young wife said that we were having for dinner ..... and NOTHING else !

 

[A10]

It is sad to hear of the many _____ whipped guys on the S&W forum.

Now that right there is funny.....

 

[Bald1]

It is sad to hear of the many _____ whipped guys on the S&W forum.

Whipped????? No way. I'll say and do whatever I want. Just as soon as she oks it.

 

[413Maxwedge]

Can't relate. My wife likes me.

 

[snubbyfan]

I always know exactly when dinner will be ready because I do all of the cooking. My bride {of 54 years} loves it but then it helps that I am very good at it.

That's usually me. I cooked salmon yesterday and planning on pork chops, rice and brussels sprouts tonight.
When my wife bakes something like a bison meatloaf, I'm in charge of watching the time and checking the temperature.

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg[/ame]

 

[CH4]

I thought this was gonna be another colonoscopy thread....

True
OP needs to specify which end of the broom he received.