I had a situation like that one time. I was drinking a Slurpee and a bear smelled it and came after me. I poked him in each eye with my Slurpee straw, you know the sharp end. We saw him for the next few weeks walking around with patches on his eyes, that's what all of the other bears called him afterward, "patches." You know how bears can be, cruel and taunting with each other. Last I heard, he had moved farther North and became a vegan, the shame of our ordeal broke him. The really bad part of it was, it made made my straw taste like Bear. Bear and Slurpee just is not a good combination, the bear is just too pungent.
I have dreams about it still and wake up guilty, maybe if I had used the Stooge finger eye poke he could have avoided the patches, but who knows? I digress....
Anyway, I just thought I would share.....