"My blue heeler is Catholic" was a sign on a neighbors front gate. He didn't like the guys distributing "Watchtower". Worked for him.
I can't speak to the current laws, but it used to be in some states the presence or absence of No Trespassing signs determined the difference between simple trespass and criminal trespass charges.
Trespassing
How can I properly post my property?
Section 30.05, Texas Penal Code, provides that a person commits an offense if the person enters or remains on property of another without effective consent, and the person:
•had notice that the entry was forbidden, or
•received notice to depart, but failed to do so.
"Notice" means: an oral or written communication by the owner or someone with apparent authority to act for the owner; or fencing or other enclosure obviously designed to exclude intruders or to contain livestock; or a sign or signs posted on the property reasonably likely to come to the attention of intruders, indicating that entry is forbidden; or the placement of identifying purple paint marks on trees or posts on the property. If purple paint is used, then the purple paint must be vertical lines of not less than eight inches in length and not less than one inch in width; placed so that the bottom of the mark is not less than three feet from the ground or more than five feet from the ground; and placed at locations that are readily visible to any person approaching the property and no more than: 100 feet apart on forest land or 1,000 feet apart on land other than forest land.
Additionally, the visible presence on the property of a crop grown for human consumption that is under cultivation, in the process of being harvested, or marketable if harvested at the time of entry is considered "notice" that entry is forbidden.
Putting up signs that you have guns on the property or in your vehicle is just stupid.
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I have my security signs up. Have thought about a sign that reads " The locks are for your safety, not mine"
I would not post any sign about guns in the house at all.
Also, reposting from the other thread because somehow it's been made relevant again.
Man Surprised to Find Unsecured Firearms Stolen From Truck Plastered in Cringey Gun Stickers - Pew Pew Tactical
Disclaimer: This is a satire/parody post, which may or may not use actual names in quasi-real and/or fictitious narration. So try not to get too (put off) about it.
"I can't believe it – all eight of my Glock 21s and both of the AR-15s I had stashed under the seat – gone, just like that." Heston says he's kept guns in his truck for years without issue, noting that the Gadsden flag emblazoned across the rear windshield "specifically requests the opposite of this."
I didn't have to. They have this nice picture right at the top:
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And also, in case anyone still wasn't sure:
You're getting a little desperate, Muss.
Where I'm from, there's a lot of trucks that look just like that. I don't know what the last statement means . . .