Homeland Security Video - Confront Shooter With Scissors

[Roadtrash]

Can you get them with large "handles" like the rifle the Rifleman used on TV?

 

[Springfeildkid585]

Hey, they said any means necessary, I prefer a gun, but as a college student, I'm subject to university policy on this one. I'll take the scissors if I gotta, but I think a chair leg would do me better. I'd get up right next to the door and go ham on anyone that comes through the door. Hopefully this bill in my home state succeeds so that I don't have to constantly consider my options to improvise in the event of a campus shooting.

 

[iouri]

Black evil scissors are now available

 

[cmort666]

For a long time, I've said that anti-gunners weren't against self-defense... just against any means of self-defense likely to SUCCEED.

They don't mind you fighting back. It's the idea of you fighting back and WINNING that sends them into an insane rage.

Hence their recommendations that women carry chemical sprays, whistles, cellphones and the like, and for them to substitute a cursory knowledge of the martial arts for a gun. That way, they both:

1. provide minimal danger to a rapist.
2. further enrage him without seriously diminishing his ability to harm the victim.

Apparently, just as they believe a week's worth of "martial arts" training turns a woman into "Xena, Warrior Princess", a pair of scissors turns the intended victim of a mass shooting into Jessica Walter's character in "Play Misty for Me", able to slaughter a heavily armed man with only common office supplies.

The fact that these evil morons contribute to the deaths of their innocent dupes goes without saying.

 

[jlrhiner]

I would much rather tell the wife "Honey, see that guy over there with the evil assault rifle? He used your scissors to cut gasket material!"

He'd better have folding sights on that puppy!

 

[Straightshooter2]

I would much rather tell the wife "Honey, see that guy over there with the evil assault rifle? He used your scissors to cut gasket material!"

This is part and I do mean only PART of my wife's assault scissors collection. The pink handled ones, third from left at the bottom are the last thing on this earth you want to pick up. If you do, they may be the last thing on earth you do pick up.

CW

 

[S. Hammer]

This is part and I do mean only PART of my wife's assault scissors collection. The pink handled ones, third from left at the bottom are the last thing on this earth you want to pick up. If you do, they may be the last thing on earth you do pick up.

CW

Why does she need an arsenal like that? No one needs that many scissors.