THis made me think of a couple of bad shots made by others that I know.
The brother of my uncle went deer hunting with a M2 Carbine that he forgot that he had on full auto. I later heard bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang,bang, bang Sh*t!
A Friend of mine went dear hunting and as he parked his car a buck appeared on the road. He quickly pulled out his shotgun and fired at the buck an the buck ran away. He could not understand how he could have missed such a close shot until he picked up the shell and noticed that it was No 6 bird shot. We called him 006 for several months. He came to my house one day an picked up my mother's new puppy and held it up. It peed in his face. He ran into the bathroom where my father was in the tub to wash his face off. My father could not get out of the tub for a while because he was laughing so hard. After that we called him "chief rain in the face".