CAJUNLAWYER
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Why wait until it's at the end of the roll. When visiting and I notice the TP is on wrong I change it as a matter of course.
I also use the guest towels
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How many of these things can you relate too?
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I also use the guest towels
Alpo
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You da MAN!
hangnoose
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ALL OF THEM
And a whole lot more. They left out the non stop talking during the TV show, & complete silence during the commercials, then asking "what did they just say?" I go out of my way to ask SIMPLE YES/NO questions, and still get the essay type answers. Don't forget the inevitable ? when you are 3 rooms away & have 1 foot out the door.
And a whole lot more. They left out the non stop talking during the TV show, & complete silence during the commercials, then asking "what did they just say?" I go out of my way to ask SIMPLE YES/NO questions, and still get the essay type answers. Don't forget the inevitable ? when you are 3 rooms away & have 1 foot out the door.
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CAJUNLAWYER
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Do you want to go to (fill in the blank)
If you want to.
**** it.
What do you want for dinner?
Meat loaf brown gravy mashed potatoes and green peas.
I'm not fixing that.
Then why did you ask me?
Where is my (fill in the blank)
Where did you have them last?
If I knew that I wouldn't be asking you where my (fill in the blank) is.
I could go on but y'all get the picture
Hey Sal that word filter works
If you want to.
**** it.
What do you want for dinner?
Meat loaf brown gravy mashed potatoes and green peas.
I'm not fixing that.
Then why did you ask me?
Where is my (fill in the blank)
Where did you have them last?
If I knew that I wouldn't be asking you where my (fill in the blank) is.
I could go on but y'all get the picture
Hey Sal that word filter works
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GWK4667
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I use the DVR so I don't see commercials very often but when she starts talking I will pause the show - - - she stops talking and I ask what she wants - - - I then get the evil eye.
I then resume show and she starts talking to me again - - - I pause the show or turn the TV off and she will not say a word.
You can say that again . . . No, don't bother; I'll just quote it for you. It is even intuitively obvious to a feline observer. I knew a cat once who was so put out by the "owner's" putting the roll on the wrong way, that the cat actually stopped using toilet paper.
smokindog
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A friend posted this elsewhere, thought it fit 
My wife learned a long time ago not to criticize what I do around the house. I think she realized that if she did, I wouldn't do anything at all. I do a lot of work around the house including laundry, vacuuming, dusting, making the bed as well as numerous repairs and improvements. I do it all my way and if she complains I tell her I'll just stop doing it altogether. Suddenly what I've been doing is OK.
My wife and I have fought over every one of those, except the toilet paper and silverware Our toilet paper fights are about, not having any in the bathroom. I do all of the dishes, and most of the cleaning. I find it easier to just do it, than listen to her complain about it
hangnoose
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A COUPLE MORE
Repeating your question back to you. YES that is indeed the question I asked you, now how about an answer in as few words as possible? "ARE YOU SURE?" Well unless the invisible mailman in his invisible truck delivered it in the last 10 seconds since I just checked, then YES! Do you want me to re-check it again?
Repeating your question back to you. YES that is indeed the question I asked you, now how about an answer in as few words as possible? "ARE YOU SURE?" Well unless the invisible mailman in his invisible truck delivered it in the last 10 seconds since I just checked, then YES! Do you want me to re-check it again?
Who is smarter, a married man or a single man?
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A married man, BUT IT'S TOO LATE!
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A married man, BUT IT'S TOO LATE!
They missed one.....
The toilet seat should always be down because girls use it when they sit down. Well, how about guys that want it up because they are going to have to pee in it. My sister said she falls in the toilet when she goes in the dark. If you are going to sit down on something in the dark, aren't you going to check it kind of.....automatically???
And yeah. The toilet paper thing caused a psychotic episode. I had never had my honor and the sincerity of my feelings for or against another person gauged by my 'in or out' preferences before.
Not specifically the 'utensil down' thing, but obsessive over caution is pretty much the rule. I can't win this one because ONE time she was right:
We were leaving on a trip and my wife packs everything including the kitchen sink. So the last thing she brings to the car is a fire extinguisher. I object but she says you don't know when you might need it. On the road, I stopped and put oil in the car. The oil dripped down onto the manifold and burst into flames right below the ignition wires. I ran to the back of the car, pulled out the fire extinguisher and neutralized a potentially bad situation. Anyway, you can see how I can't win the over caution argument anymore. I try to make light of it, but inside I seethe.
This reminds me of a Gahan Wilson cartoon. A couple is standing on a city street corner where the guy is breaking open his large caliber double rifle to reload it. There is a huge elephant lying dead on the pavement. The woman says, "Honestly Henry, I'll never chide you for carrying that elephant gun again!"
The toilet seat should always be down because girls use it when they sit down. Well, how about guys that want it up because they are going to have to pee in it. My sister said she falls in the toilet when she goes in the dark. If you are going to sit down on something in the dark, aren't you going to check it kind of.....automatically???
And yeah. The toilet paper thing caused a psychotic episode. I had never had my honor and the sincerity of my feelings for or against another person gauged by my 'in or out' preferences before.
Not specifically the 'utensil down' thing, but obsessive over caution is pretty much the rule. I can't win this one because ONE time she was right:
We were leaving on a trip and my wife packs everything including the kitchen sink. So the last thing she brings to the car is a fire extinguisher. I object but she says you don't know when you might need it. On the road, I stopped and put oil in the car. The oil dripped down onto the manifold and burst into flames right below the ignition wires. I ran to the back of the car, pulled out the fire extinguisher and neutralized a potentially bad situation. Anyway, you can see how I can't win the over caution argument anymore. I try to make light of it, but inside I seethe.
This reminds me of a Gahan Wilson cartoon. A couple is standing on a city street corner where the guy is breaking open his large caliber double rifle to reload it. There is a huge elephant lying dead on the pavement. The woman says, "Honestly Henry, I'll never chide you for carrying that elephant gun again!"
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Alpo
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I believe if I was a woman I would be ashamed to get upset about "you always leave the seat up". That just seems to be saying that I, as a woman, am too stupid to know how to put the seat down.
I know if I go in the bathroom, having to pee, I pick it up. What's the difference in my picking it up and her putting it down?
And "I fall in in the dark"? Why would anyone pee in the dark? That's why they put light switches on the wall. And if someone else is such a light sleeper that turning on the light is going to wake them up, then flushing the toilet certainly will. Does that mean women don't flush?
I can't decide whether women are saying, "I'm too damn stupid to know how to lift the lid", or, "I'm too damn lazy to lift the lid", but if it was me I would not admit it, whichever it was.
I know if I go in the bathroom, having to pee, I pick it up. What's the difference in my picking it up and her putting it down?
And "I fall in in the dark"? Why would anyone pee in the dark? That's why they put light switches on the wall. And if someone else is such a light sleeper that turning on the light is going to wake them up, then flushing the toilet certainly will. Does that mean women don't flush?
I can't decide whether women are saying, "I'm too damn stupid to know how to lift the lid", or, "I'm too damn lazy to lift the lid", but if it was me I would not admit it, whichever it was.
the difference....
The difference between men and women as that this is a big deal to them. Along with the toilet paper and folding towels and a bunch of other stuff.
The difference between men and women as that this is a big deal to them. Along with the toilet paper and folding towels and a bunch of other stuff.
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