I don't like getting older.

HaPpY BiRtHDaY !!!!!!!!!!!

And you thought we all forgot?????

If you don't like you're age just say your 39yo like Jack Benny. He stayed at just 39yo for decades.
 
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Happy birthday, Sip. Personally, I don't know what I dislike more these days, seeing a picture of myself, or getting on a scale.
 
Look, we're not taking this lying down.

This is your B'day and you'd darn well better enjoy it.

Don't make us come down there.

I was going to have a Jerry Lewis avatar come visit your avatar but couldn't find a sophisticated pic.

Happy birthday any way.
 
On his 94th birthday, my grandfather said that "Getting old is not for sissies" - to paraphrase in a manner that will not get me banned. Over Thanksgiving another relative said "That whoever made up the phrase "Golden Years" was full of it". Just remember that 70 is the new 50 - especially in California.
 
Late 20s cutie at the beer store yesterday called me "sweetheart". I said sugar we hardly know each other. She said oh I'm sorry is there something else you'd rather I called you? I said just don't call me late for dinner.
She didn't get it I don't think.
 
Consider it ignored. Nothing to add. Just another day. Ho hum. Boring.

Happy birthday dude, hope you had a great day.
 
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