If you ever want to stump a doctor, ask them this question

[dav2no1]

ok had to jump in...

The hand is quicker than the eye, but only the nose runs!

 

[jimmyj]

Speaking of "Boogers":

"Hey Officer, know how to break a Cop's finger ? Sock him in the nose !

 

[4finger]

4finger

Strange that a guy with the name 4finger would have the answer to this question. The medical term for booger is Rhinolith.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Strange that a guy with the name 4finger would have the answer to this question. The medical term for booger is Rhinolith.

Wrong! read the first sentence
Rhinolith - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and now everything you wanted to know about boogers

Dried nasal mucus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I sure wouldn't want to eat at Stephan Gates' house

 

[islamoradamark]

doesent booger have some close relitives like toe jam, toe chesse, belly button spud and the stuff from unda. when u can roll it up in a ball and throw it against a wall and it sticks arnt u supposed to wash them away?

 

[semperfi71]

One of the top western bands today is:

Nick Nostril and his Nine Nasty Nose-Pickers singing, "I'll Get You Yet You Booger You."

 

[safearm]

Actually snot is liquid booger precursor-when it is exposed to air and dust from the ordinary act of breathing, it begins the transformation to booger. It is not technically a booger until mined or otherwise separated from the nasal cavity. A "booger" seen in ones nose on the cusp of expulsion is still snot until expelled at which time it can correctly be referred to as a booger. Boogers are only expelled/mined from the nose. Snot that comes from the mouth is a lugi (or a HORRK!!.
Thus endeth the lesson.

Absolutely the high point of my day. It actually beats "The Diary of Gary Busey" episode on "The Johnboy and Billy Show."

 

[Comrad]

"Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose..."

 

[george minze]

FORE

One booger over par!!

 

[george minze]

Actually snot is liquid booger precursor-when it is exposed to air and dust from the ordinary act of breathing, it begins the transformation to booger. It is not technically a booger until mined or otherwise separated from the nasal cavity. A "booger" seen in ones nose on the cusp of expulsion is still snot until expelled at which time it can correctly be referred to as a booger. Boogers are only expelled/mined from the nose. Snot that comes from the mouth is a lugi (or a HORRK!!.
Thus endeth the lesson.

Darn all this education is going to my head!

 

[M3Stuart]

When, in the midst of a heated discussion, (the 'is not', 'is so' variety), I always say "I'll bet you a booger." "Ok, you win" Then I reach for my nose - you know, to pay off the bet.

 

[Kinman]

And now folks back by popular demand....Nick Nostril and his Nine Nasty Nose Pickers, picking out that good old tune "Oh you booger you.!" Pick it out fellers.....