Important question

[shouldazagged]

Thank you for the informative replies, and for providing me with another way to describe an exceedingly long time:

"...til the Hellman's freezes over."

There has to be a suitably arduous penance for posting that joke.

Maybe being forced to eat Miracle Whip.

No, forget that. It's banned under the Geneva Convention AND Vatican II.

 

[handejector]

 

[gaucho1]

What does Chuck say?

 

[don5]

Mayo freezes just fine for Chuck Norris because it knows better than to act up.

 

[edslow]

I think it's like the tags on the pillows an box spring do not remove under penalty of law an you can go to jail lol

 

[BaldEagle1313]

About a week ago at work I was closing the doors on a trailer and noticed a pallet of 5 gallon pails of something called Heavy Duty Mayo.....wonder if that is something they use to seal leaky sinks etc in kitchens?

It's used like grout to hold the sandwich together. That way the sandwich innards don't slide out the back when you take a bite.

Y'all are going to gang up on me for this but... I prefer Miracle Whip to mayonnaise. It's what I grew up with, and my forays into various mayo brands as an adult have not changed my mind.

 

[Onomea]

And the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, my friends. Coincidence? read on:


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Frozen mayo ain't easy to spread on sammich bread. Duh!

Thanks Phil-sometimes the answer is so obvious I just can't see it.

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

I thought they found the mayonnaise from the Titanic frozen on the iceberg. It had separated, so it was shipped to the Mayo Clinic.

 

[yashua-p]

It's a law in California.

regards,

yashua

 

[ditrina]

And the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, my friends. Coincidence? read on:


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

BOOOO HISSSSS

 

[wbraswell]

Onomea, thanks for my weekend laugh. Send me to the firing squad, but I prefer Whip also.

 

[Road Rat]

Lordy, Lordy,

There are some very sick, and or bored, members on this forum!!!

Mostly retired folk I'm guessing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gregintenn]

Mayo Pops. Has a nice ring to it.

You're more than welcome to use the idea as your own.

 

[Roadtrash]

Well if you freeze it you could slice it the way you do meat for your sandwich. Of course it's hard to slice if it's in a jar so maybe you could take it out and put it in a pan or something. Just saying.

 

[tork'd]

who would have thunk...
and i thought it was for the same reason desiccant packs say "do not eat"

 

[papajohn428]

So what do you Miracle Whip haters prefer? Hellman's, Spin Blend, or something else?

I take Mom four jars of Spin Blend every Christmas, she can't get it in Chicago. Which explains why I'm the Favorite Son.

Me, I love Miracle whip. A sandwich just isn't a sandwich.........

 

[Stonecove]

If you are in a restaurant with a mayonnaise jar on the table, run don't walk out . Mayonnaise spoils easily with heat and eating it will quicken your step if you know what I mean.
Stonecove

 

[pownal55]

It can be frozen if mixed with broccoli first then called a salad.

 

[rog8732]

Ya know, I try to esplained to my woman why I like this forum so much, but it just will NOT translate in a re-telling...For instance. This thread started out innocent enough, (who doesn't want to know why you can not freeze mayonnaise),next thing you find out, in one reply, how the Titanic actually went down, and why the 5th of May is a nations holiday.
. Then, before you know it, we learn the beginnings of the famous Mayo clinic, not to mention how some prefer Miracle whip, over mayo.
. We find out you will bust your sammich with frozen mayo, but..... you CAN make a popsicle for the little neighborhood urchins that will hurr up their walking speed....She still does not see the importance of this forum, but, I sure ain't letting her use my password.