I carried a keystone cop looking hardwood stick in the Marine Corps when on guard duty when put in a post as a visual guard to keep drunks from the enlisted club away from the gun park @ Las Pulgas/ Camp Pendleton. We used them to bat rocks all night and one of my fellow guards ignorantly killed a bull snake with his-that was the closest to bad guy adjustment ours got.
Funny, anybody remember the song by Hank Williams Jr called "Attitude Adjustment"? It has some "stick" sentiments in it's lyrics......
She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You'll never do it , Friend".
And they just smiled and said "Oh yes we will!".
Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin Tin Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail.
It was an attitude adjustment, Oh I went along peacefully
Attitude adjustment, They made me clearly see
So my head is black and my legs are blue
And both knee caps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
Made my whole life look brand new.