You have been assimilated, resistance is futile.
Now you sound like my wife, a card carrying Yankee. She escaped from the Chicago area, and I married her anyway.

On the good side, she does like guns and shooting. I guess I'll keep her.
You have been assimilated, resistance is futile.
Actually, we do not have accents here. We talk right! It`s all the rest of the country has speech impediments!
If it is a city you recognize by name, it is likely full of Yankees. Visit the ones you never heard of, and you will find some real NC accents.
Ever been to Bat Cave NC?
We also have; Beargrass, Swepsonville, Frog Level, Flat Rock, Efland, Swansboro, Bethania, Rural Hall just to name a few others.
Actually, I have been to half or more of those.
Also a little area called "Iron Mine". There are some open mine shafts from the mid 19th century. Don't go walking around the woods at night, you might just vanish.
How about a mountain called Chunky Gal Mountain in the
"Land Of The Noon Day Sun"?
I know the mountains in Western NC very well!
We also have; Beargrass, Swepsonville, Frog Level, Flat Rock, Efland, Swansboro, Bethania, Rural Hall just to name a few others.
I guess I'm very thankful that I can still escape from most of the crazy people! Thing about outsides.. they don't know where they're going... but I do!
No problem getting lost when you have a few million acres out your back door in three states.. and I know every road.
The other week, I filled the Jeep up and decided to do a little looking around, took the back roads to Tellico and hit the Skyway to Robbinsville...and if you're lucky, you may see a doe standing on the edge of the road!
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Dropped off into the Citico Wilderness to check out a few trout streams then back south into the Bald River Wilderness...
just had to go by the falls!
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Took the Wildcat Road into Coker Creek, then back roads to the Hiwassee River... 8 to 10 hour trip.. and never hit a red light!
if I can still do that.. I can put-up with a few Yankees!![]()
I know I am going to heaven when I die, because my homeland has turned to Hell with all these outsiders.
Go home, all of you!
How about 'Slippery Rock' or is that in another state?
If Heaven is a lot like Dixie, I'd rather go to Hell.
Who was it who said: "You all can go to Hell, I am going to Texas"?
The Carolinas. particularly Hilton Head and Murdle Beach have been over run by Ohioans, Michiganers and Pennsylvanians who go there to see what the sun and ocean looks like and eat in the same restaurants (Everything Deep Fried) they have back home, and when they are done working they move there. I fear the cultural erosion is irreversible.
You just got to watch this... Southern talk has no end!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv08A_UU3So
No problem-I just got a bill in the mail from the State of North Carolina. They wanted $3.87.
This is the 2nd invasion-the 1st happened in the 1860s. The current invaders waited until we repaired all the damage and rebuilt our country, and then came in again, only in greater numbers than before. And the problems are numerous because of it.
None of them have a gun heritage, so they want to disarm all of us, because they are scared a gun is going to jump up and shoot them all by itself.
Most of them can't drive intelligently and safely, as you can't talk on your cellphone or text on your device and have a hand free to put on your turn signal.
Nothing grates my nerves worse than to hear someone down here say 'youse'. There is no word like this in the Southerner vernacular.
I don't care how you did it where ever you came from, you're not there anymore---unfortunately. So shut up about it.
Everything down here is wrong compared to 'home'. Well, US AIR can have you home before dark. Book a ticket!
I know I am going to heaven when I die, because my homeland has turned to Hell with all these outsiders.
Go home, all of you!