Wait...What?
So I think that VM guy wouldn't shoot a snake because it reminds him of Justin Beaver....
GF
Gail - did you go to the Comedy Club again this past weekend? You'd better keep your day job!

Wait...What?
So I think that VM guy wouldn't shoot a snake because it reminds him of Justin Beaver....
GF
Why?
It's in his home minding his own buisness.
I don't mean to contend with Faulkner. 1. because I like his posts and 2. because I don't know who's right. That snake is very common down hear in warm water. The backwater lakes off the Mississippi are full of them. 6 feet long specimins are common. Summer days would see the trees draped with them as they digested the lumps that segmented their bodies. Most old river rats called 'em Water Rattlers. Then more educated folks called them Banded Water Snakes. I've never known which was right. Snakes that I knew to be Cotton Mouths by the smell, fangs, and white mouth were mostly single colored, brown or black. The longest was 4 feet and most were less than 2. They share the diamond shaped head. The true Cotton Mouth swims with his whole body on top of the water. This fellow doesn't. They both have a nasty disposition. My buddy and I were catching frogs one night in Lake Enterprise, as far South as you can get and still be in Southeast Arkansas, when a heavy, flouncing, thumping hit the mid-section of the Jonboat. Neither of us could get our lights on him but both could remember the huge snakes that draped the limbs over our head in daylight. Luckily it turned out to be a 6 pound bass that had jumped into the boat. I'm not saying that this caused it. But I became a drinker for 20 years and my pal is still in a Baptist pulpit almost 60 years later.
Actually that happened to a local insurance agent. He and his wife were fishing on one of the local lakes and got next to some brush with their boat. A large cottonmouth fell into the floor of the boat. The man promptly shot the snake with his 38spl but it took three shots.
A few words of advice, bullets travel through snakes rather easily. They also make holes in a flat bottom wooden boat. Wooden boats sink faster than one can paddle.
Why?
It's in his home minding his own buisness.
I don't mean to contend with Faulkner. 1. because I like his posts and 2. because I don't know who's right. That snake is very common down hear in warm water. The backwater lakes off the Mississippi are full of them. 6 feet long specimins are common. Summer days would see the trees draped with them as they digested the lumps that segmented their bodies. Most old river rats called 'em Water Rattlers. Then more educated folks called them Banded Water Snakes. I've never known which was right. Snakes that I knew to be Cotton Mouths by the smell, fangs, and white mouth were mostly single colored, brown or black. The longest was 4 feet and most were less than 2. They share the diamond shaped head. The true Cotton Mouth swims with his whole body on top of the water. This fellow doesn't. They both have a nasty disposition. My buddy and I were catching frogs one night in Lake Enterprise, as far South as you can get and still be in Southeast Arkansas, when a heavy, flouncing, thumping hit the mid-section of the Jonboat. Neither of us could get our lights on him but both could remember the huge snakes that draped the limbs over our head in daylight. Luckily it turned out to be a 6 pound bass that had jumped into the boat. I'm not saying that this caused it. But I became a drinker for 20 years and my pal is still in a Baptist pulpit almost 60 years later.
As for the snake in the boat syndrome said:I wouldn't be too keen to shoot at the boat, no matter what
the load. .410 at close range would sure whack a bunch of little
holes in most any boat skin.
Back in the 60's, we had a water moccasin climb up the transom
plate of our boat and get in the back. It was late at night and we
were crappie fishin.. Had lanterns hanging off the side of the boat
with blinders which we used to lure fish and fish bait. My dad was
sitting in the back by the motor, and me and one of the brothers
were farther up in the middle of the boat. I'm sitting there fishing
when all of a sudden my dad jumps up and yells "snake!", and
then started whacking it with the paddle, and then finally was able
to scoop it up and fling it out of the boat.
This plan worked out pretty well, as being in the middle of the lake,
in the middle of the night, holes in a boat are generally a dismal
situation. But we had no guns on us anyway.. We was fishin, not
hunting. :/
This was on Lake Pomona in Kansas, which is sort of SW of the
Kansas City KS area.
On a personal note, I was once fishing at a salt dome little lake
south of Houston and had caught a few cat fish. One was pretty
decent size. After it started to get dark I caught one more, and
lifted our big metal fish basket up out of the water to throw the
keeper into. A big water moccasin was hanging off the basket!
I finally got him to let loose, and pulled the basket up.
That varmint had almost chewed a hole all the way through that
metal fish basket, and had already bit the larger fish several times.
I was amazed that the snake could eat through a metal fish basket.
He chewed the heck out of it, and pretty much had a hole going
when I interrupted his fun. Needless to say, I chunked the bit fish
in the water. No way I was going to eat that perforated critter.
A long paddle gets my vote if no machete. Heck, the machete I
have is not long enough for me to feel comfy whacking a snake.
Have to get my hand too close, but I guess would be better than
nothing.
I hate water moccasins, and any that wander near me will become
belt material. And yes, those danged things love to drop in boats.
We knew that back then, and avoided trees and brush near the bank.
But I also watch for the same thing when I'm canoeing and kayaking
down rivers. I try to keep away from hanging tree branches.
Cottonmouths get a bad rap - they don't 'chase' folks.
Cottonmouths get a bad rap - they don't 'chase' folks. In the water, they try to go from point A to point B, no matter what is in the way. I was amused one day - my sailboat, a San Juan 21, tied to a pier - when a cottonmouth was swimming -on top of the marina's water - and straight into the side of my boat - repeatedly - maybe 10-12 times. My gunwales were too high for the snake - he looked to be ~30". He opened his white mouth only when I pushed him away with a docking pole.
They don't have the best sight, as they depend on IR detectors on their face for detecting their dinner or predators. When they find something warm blooded, they either consider it is dinner - or a Cajun - and they are about to become 'The other white meat...' - or 'What's for dinner!'.
I avoid them... fearing they may mistake me for a Cajun! Oddly, rattlers stink so badly, you can generally avoid them. Copperheads just require some vigilance - and decent leggings. I'm from the school of, 'It's their home!', when I am in the woods - mine when they are in my yard. They aren't so welcome in 'My home...'.
Stainz
I also beg to differ with Stainz.
I have a cottonmouth that lives in one of my small stock ponds. He only makes his presence known when I do not have a weapon with me.
The pond is only 50 feet across. I have never provoked him with rocks, sticks, fat snake jokes, etc. If I see him on the other side, he will make a beeline for me. If I reverse direction, he heads that way also.
I have only seen one of his kind in the pond. I hope and pray that he is a sterile, gay male.
After over fifty years of "playing with snakes", there are a few things that I've learned: if any snake is within a mile of water, it's automatically a cottonmouth; If any snake isn't near water, it's automatically a copperhead; if a snake retreats in the general direction of you, it's chasing you; most killed snakes are around nine feet long; a "diamond-shaped head" is automatically a poisonous snake, regardless of species.