Manly Yankee Candles

I'd add cigar smoke, burnt gunpowder, and single malt to the list, but that's just me.

I'll include in the list: Fresh Cut Grass, Cigar Box, Dirt, Memphis Style BBQ, NY Style Pizza, Campfire, Grandpa's Pipe, New Mitt, Bacon, Coffee and Sawdust.
 
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Brownell's, in stock. $3.99

Here is Gun Powder Scented Candle at $9.50
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I bought one for my husband as he wanted to put a candle in our toilet though I have a collection of beeswax candles. I would still go with my favorite beeswax coz I find it healthier for my kids. It produces natural scents of honey which can purify the air. Whatever our choices, having even a single candle in our house makes a good atmosphere.
 
I have a friend that makes candles. She gave me several that did not sell.

One is "campfire". Smells like wood smoke. Very nice. One - I forget the name - smells like the woods after a rain - just kinda fresh and damp.

And one, called Woodland Trail, smells like marijuana burning. :eek:

I can't imagine why none of her hippie customers bought that one.
 
Diesel on a frosty morning... Immediate flashbacks to Grafenwoehr and tank gunnery.
 
Gasoline?

Maybe good old hi-octane leaded gasoline , or even better , CAM2 racing gas!:D

Not that low-octane eco-friendly swill they sell today that pings when ya wash parts in it.:mad:
 
Just goes to show with the right packaging and advertising you can sell almost anything to the American public. Next will be the dark stuff that comes out of a pigs butt packed into an old soup can with a wick in it, sold as "natural gas flame" candles. Ingredients from range fed pigs only. A little paint on the old soup can and a pretty ribbon around it and the yuppies will love it. When you care enough to give the very best.

Patent Pending
 
I don't think I'm a "metro sexual", but I like stuff that smells good. One of my favorites is one by Scentsy called Chili Masala. They have another called Cucumber Lime that's cool. I used to get Mango & Apple Pie Cinnamon from Yankee;the only bad thing was that the Apple Pie Cinnamon made me crave apple pie, & I don't need that!:D
 
Alfalfa hay,
sour mash,
country ham...fryin in an iron skillet
an elk wallow,
a distant polecat on a frosty morn,
saddle leather,
FFFF pistol powder fired out of a 1890s Colt SAA,

And last but not least...Horse manure


Real men jest know these scents and how to interrupt each.



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