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Woodsltc's #16, Maytag dryer, have had the same model since 1977, still working well!!
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DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop", says the deputy. "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop. That's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go without giving me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
The lawyer gets out of his vehicle and at this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving @&*#! out of the lawyer and says, "Okay, do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
It's proven fact.......THERE IS NO animal content in crude oil...........NEVER WAS........Crude is made in the mantle layer of the earth;s crust...........Iffen it was made from critters it would run out long ago.........Fossil fuel is a great big lie.
Probably just a recent high school graduate.
