sipowicz
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Q: How do you know when a monocled cobra is on the loose in your town?
A: When you answer the door, and an unfamiliar but apparently near-sighted snake climbs out of the basket he is coiled in and says, "I say, old chap, might I borrow a spot of Grey Poupon and accommodations for the night?"
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They are getting smarter...this one tried to sneak into Texas 6 times, then finally got in after putting on this hat.
