More Misc. B/S to ponder

[Senior Citizen]

Originally posted by paladin42:
Being macropodous could be jeopardous to one's balance while walking through a phyllocladous forest perhaps requiring an iodous solution to one's injury after a fall.

The rest are left as an exercise for the reader.

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So what you're saying is that if I was a flamingo walking through bushes with thorns on them that I might need to put some iodine on my owies?!

this is what "google" said when I typed in phyllocladous: <span class="ev_code_RED">Did you mean to search for: phyllocladus forest </span>

 

[ohiobuckeye]

The cruise liner, QE 2,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Me thinks some of the things on the list were put there in hopes nobody would question them. Calculate the amount of fuel required for a 3000 mile Atlantic crossing and see if you still believe this one...

 

[ingmansinc]

I'm trying to figure out how the Chinese are going to reproduce while walking eight abreast.

 

[JOERM]

HELP!

Did you know that your nose holes will automaticlly switch from left to right with one being plugged while the other is clear? This is natural, there normally is just a short time that you breathe (first time I ever spelled breathe, had to look it up) through both nostrils at the same time. Your nose does this to clean one out by filling it up with snot while the other one works. It will then slowly start shutting the working one down and slowly start opening up the one with snot. You can speed the process up if you like by picken your nose or blowing it, what ever suits you.

I know this is true because one VERY boring night I laid there waiting for it to happen and paid close attention. Yep sure enough.

Think about it.

Joe

 

[Senior Citizen]

Originally posted by JOERM:
HELP!

Did you know that your nose holes will automaticlly switch from left to right with one being plugged while the other is clear? This is natural, there normally is just a short time that you breathe (first time I ever spelled breathe, had to look it up) through both nostrils at the same time. Your nose does this to clean one out by filling it up with snot while the other one works. It will then slowly start shutting the working one down and slowly start opening up the one with snot. You can speed the process up if you like by picken your nose or blowing it, what ever suits you.

I know this is true because one VERY boring night I laid there waiting for it to happen and paid close attention. Yep sure enough.

Think about it.

Joe

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Patience is a Vitrue, enjoyed by
few<STRIKE>DOUS</STRIKE> !!

the pronunciation of that word would be fewd-oh-us

 

[Gov]

Originally posted by JOERM:
HELP!

Did you know that your nose holes will automaticlly switch from left to right with one being plugged while the other is clear? This is natural, there normally is just a short time that you breathe (first time I ever spelled breathe, had to look it up) through both nostrils at the same time. Your nose does this to clean one out by filling it up with snot while the other one works. It will then slowly start shutting the working one down and slowly start opening up the one with snot. You can speed the process up if you like by picken your nose or blowing it, what ever suits you.

I know this is true because one VERY boring night I laid there waiting for it to happen and paid close attention. Yep sure enough.

Think about it.

Joe

Well, now. There's a precidous piece of information!