Mr. Fed How I Lost My Guns

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One evening I was sitting on my front porch drinking a cold one when all of a sudden an alien space craft landed on my front lawn. Out jumps 4 aliens, " I think they were illegals", and they held a ray gun on me and demanded all of my guns and ammo. They also took the last PBR I had!!
How have any of you lost all of your guns?
 
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still have mine locked snugly away ,filled the safe with expanding foam for extra buoyancy, seems more necessary than fire protection from what ive heard...:)
 
tlay said:
One evening I was sitting on my front porch drinking a cold one when all of a sudden an alien space craft landed on my front lawn. Out jumps 4 aliens, " I think they were illegals", and they held a ray gun on me and demanded all of my guns and ammo. They also took the last PBR I had!!
How have any of you lost all of your guns?
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Where'd you get a Patrol Boat, River? :)
 
At one point all of my guns were in very capable, mentally sound and experienced hands (mine). But as instructed by our governor, I sold them all out-of-state. I didn't catch the guy's name because his English was a bit broken. I'm just sorry I didn't have that shoulder-fired missile launcher he was looking for.

He seemed like a nice guy though. He said he had the most honorable intentions. Or it least I think he said something about honor.

Anyway, I'm sure the world is a much safer place now that they are no longer in my possession. Anything to make things better for everyone.
 
The same story I told the insurance adjuster; there was a rare sudden volcanic eruption in the corner of my basement under my gun safe and reloading bench. The floor opened up and out came a flow of lava and melted the safe and burned the reloading bench and all the powder and bullets and dies, everything, gone.

That's my story and I am sticking to it. The boating accident sounds a little fishy.
 
The guns are a shame but to lose your PBR. That's the last straw! Those were really bad aliens.

As an aside maybe we need to explain that in this case PBR is not a patrol boat?
 
I was contacted by the state and asked to account for the guns I owned, one problem... I have never purchased a firearm in my life.
Apparently someone who has a copy of my Driver Permit and looks somewhat like me and also knows my SS# has accumulated a hoard of firearms using my name. Clearly a case of identity theft.

Why I am a peace loving liberal Democrat from a true blue state, this must be why I have been receiving all of those gun related emails and magazines.
 
Was having my collection appraised by an overseas expert
in Japan who is very knowledgeable in the field of S&W revolvers.
Rented a large shipping container sent on one of those large
overseas transport ships. Just as the ship was over the
Mariana Trench just east of Guam a Cyclone shook the container
loose from it's holding and it went over board.
Since it is almost 7 miles deep there i have no hopes of ever
seeing my gun collection again.
I have since swore off all guns and now collect Hot Wheels.
Much safer so i doubt the Feds will be visiting me.

Chuck
 
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